longboard truck

a great way of smashin a bitches face up.

Me: (drags in knocked out chick) Hey look what we got you man.
Ryan: Are those fuckin longboard truck marks on her face?
Me: We wouldn't have it any other way buddy.
Ryan: You guys are the best.

by the mello December 29, 2007

Texas Longboard

The act of engaging in intercourse with a teacher

Did you hear about jake?? He was Texas Longboarding with Mrs Jacques !

by Seamendeamon69 April 7, 2017

Scarlet Longboard

During sexual intercourse, when a menstruating woman grinds herself along base of her partner’s torso up to their neck while leaving a long streak of menstrual blood behind.

Sam: Dude, I finally tried something new with Samantha last night.
Brad: Woah, what happened.
Sam: She gave me a scarlet longboard, I got blood on my favorite joggers!

by s0larpower December 6, 2024

Langenfeld Longboard

The Act of eating out your partners Butthole and smearing the doodoo on their Body with your tongue reaching from feet to head

Person 1: yesterday i gave Jonny the Langenfeld Longboard!
Person 2:Kill yourself

by 67lang March 20, 2026

longboarding

a sport very near to skate boarding, but involes you screaming down hills at any speed up to around 45mph

longboarding ig great! everyone shud get a longboard

by steve! April 18, 2005

longboarders

people who ride longboards

Joe: Who are those guys?
Bob: Those are the longboarders

by Swag Master Jay June 3, 2013

mongboard

An internet forum or message board that mongs spend a lot of time monging about on.

Bill: Did you watch Doctor Who last night?
Phil: No, I was too busy monging on a mongboard.

by Bertie Ollocks June 21, 2008