Long Term Laziness

Often abbreviated to simply “LTL” this majestic phrase is to explain oneself for doing something that is short term work for the eventual greater good of being lazy. For example one might be standing in a situation that calls for sitting. If one is doing this it’s quite clear that this genius is a lazy acumen for spotting that he’s going to arise very soon so he might as well remain standing as to not have to deal with the aggravating work of getting up. The term was first originated in 2008 by Vince Wilfork who was once told to take a knee but didn’t because “LTL”

Sammy: Yo why you standing bro?
Noah: Bro LTL you know you’re just going to have to stand right back up again
Sammy: That’s facts bro but what does LTL mean?
Noah: Long Term Laziness
Sammy: Aight Bet!

by weiny0402 January 18, 2019

The Long Game

The gratuitously long yet rewarding journey of courting a woman into becoming your girlfriend.

Coleman played the Long Game in order to win the heart of Katherine and make her, his girlfriend.

by Dr. Hambone April 27, 2015

long beach high school

Where grades are low and kids are high.

long beach high school

by jdog2773847 December 31, 2013

Madicus Long

An alias, like Heywood Jablome or Mike Hunt, that can be given to the ladies.

Deana: So, what's your name?
Trav: Madicus Long. How about yours?
Deana: Consuelo
Trav: This should work out well.

by Linda's Boyfriend December 24, 2008

So long gay Bowser

When you grab someone by an appendage, spin them around, and then yeet them off into the distance.

He tried to punch me but I grabbed his arm and So long gay Bowser'ed him into a wall

by Red Sun June 6, 2019

Long day

It means bad luck/peak/ too bad

Boy 1: Ah shit mum told me to take the chicken out the freezer and I forgot

Boy 2: yh long day brudda

by Cooooolkid101 September 9, 2020

Long snapping

When you take a shit standing up and putting your head down to a position where you can see your genitals and take a shit right after you slide your hands through in a long snapping motion

Gabe: "I'm going to take a shit near that bush."
Robert: "Alright, but don't start long snapping or else it'll be awkward for the other campers."

by RubLox November 5, 2016