A Cock. A. Long is a british french algerian undercover coppa/MI6 agent who finds their target so funny they cannot follow through with their assignment to arrest or assasinate.
by BONDY95 March 30, 2025
Get the Cock. A. Long mug.“Limpy long cockin”(v.) is the art of carrying a limp and long penis while still being able to be chill and do what you gotta do.
Chad one: yo bro you seein that game last night
Chad two: nah bruh I got caught limpy long cockin it with my dodie on the strip
Stacy one: Omg did you finally hang with chad last night?
Stacy two: Yesss, he was limpy long cockin before we even got into bed!
Chad two: nah bruh I got caught limpy long cockin it with my dodie on the strip
Stacy one: Omg did you finally hang with chad last night?
Stacy two: Yesss, he was limpy long cockin before we even got into bed!
by MogeSauce April 16, 2022
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A variation of cock blocked. To be long cocked means to have someone engage your target before you get a chance to.
I was talking to this girl and we were going to go back to my place. I left to get us some drinks and I got long cocked by Tony! What a jerkoff.
by thebev September 20, 2005
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Chad one: yo bro you seein that game last night
Chad two: nah bruh I got caught limpy long cockin it with my dodie on the strip
Stacy one: Did you finally hang with chad last night👀?!
Stacy two: Yeah omg he was limpy long cockin before we even got into bed!
Chad two: nah bruh I got caught limpy long cockin it with my dodie on the strip
Stacy one: Did you finally hang with chad last night👀?!
Stacy two: Yeah omg he was limpy long cockin before we even got into bed!
by MogeSauce April 16, 2022
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Get the pippy long cockings mug.The three drugs typically used in lethal injection. Sodium thiopental is used to induce unconsciousness, pancuronium bromide (Pavulon) to cause muscle paralysis and respiratory arrest, and potassium chloride to stop the heart.
He ought not to have assaulted that girl. Now he's in the pen waiting for that long island cocktail. Sad.
by Iammyself April 21, 2019
Get the Long Island Cocktail mug.Noun. An act usualy performed between a married couple, not high school fags like all of you. See as follows:
When I laid the ol' pipe-work the other night, and stirred it around deep like a roto tool. She made that cute noise, and then high-fived me for my trouble. She didn't try to make me cuddle because she knows I fucking won't. I slapped her on the ass, cause she's an alright broad, and that's how I let her know that she's tits in my book. You know, and then maybe she makes me a sandwich or something to say thanks for that deep dickin. That was a motherfucking pimpy longcocking, and she knows it.
I'm dead serious.
When I laid the ol' pipe-work the other night, and stirred it around deep like a roto tool. She made that cute noise, and then high-fived me for my trouble. She didn't try to make me cuddle because she knows I fucking won't. I slapped her on the ass, cause she's an alright broad, and that's how I let her know that she's tits in my book. You know, and then maybe she makes me a sandwich or something to say thanks for that deep dickin. That was a motherfucking pimpy longcocking, and she knows it.
I'm dead serious.
She's a good girl, and not a feminazi hosebag donkey raping fatty. I'm gonna give her a good ol' PIMPY LONGCOCKING. I'm gonna own that shit.
by kel the dog August 6, 2010
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