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lowlights

The opposite of "highlights." Terminology used in hair-coloring.
by Anonymous March 4, 2003
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loligagger

1) a male who, while recieving oral sex, will push his dick into the throat of a loli (Lolita)

2) one who practices loligagging
Boy1: I made the loli choke on my dick last night.
Boy2: You are such a loligagger
by LolitaNymph February 8, 2010
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Lolligagging

1. When someone is being very slow, or taking their own sweet time
2. Someone who is masterbating on depressants or sedatives.
I got my wisdom teeth taken out so I took some meds and I was so horny I ended up lolligagging.
by Hulkess November 1, 2015
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Loligarchy

Any government run predominantly by little girls. Derived from the greek loligarchos, to obsess over Hannah Montana and anything else Disney spawns.
This type of government is characterised by major landmarks being painted pink, all boys being put to death on the grounds that they smell and the national anthem being written by either Hannah Montana or The Jonas Brothers.

Pedophilia is a capital offense regarded as worse than treason in such countries.

The opposite form of government to a loligarchy is a pedocracy, in which all executive and legislative power is handed over to Pedobear.

Plural, loligarchies.
In the documentary Borat, Borat Sagdiyev claims that all other countries other than Kazakhstan are run by little girls. Those would all be loligarchies.
The United Loligarchy of Disneyland is a small city state similar to the vatican run almost entirely by little girls who police the streets.
by Nagashidzuri November 3, 2009
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Lolwich

A Sandwich of Lolz which may have a side of lmaonaise.
Would you like some lmaonaise on your lolwich?
by Fan27 April 7, 2008
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Loligarchy

Noun. A form of power structure in which power somehow rests with a small number of people whose stupidity and ineptitude are the object of much amusement but who somehow remain in power despite all their outrageous blunders.
“Trump’s America is a loligarchy.”

Look out! Here come the loligarchs!” (As Ivanka and Don jr. enter the room.)
by Omegablink June 12, 2018
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lilwiggy

"Lilwiggy" simply means Tiny dick.
Man, John is a real Lilwiggy.
by ichomac June 13, 2018
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