milking the legless cow

jerking off

mom caught me milking the legless cow when she accidentally walked in my room without knocking

by i gotta dog May 8, 2017

Logness monster

A monster turd so long it goes down the bend and still manages to poke out the water resembling the "lochness monster" photograph.

Mark txts his friend Neil and tells him... " i just had a massive shit there. It was a right logness monster"

by dj nemesis September 21, 2013

slut and legless

London Australian slang for the Slug and Lettuce. A popular chain bar, esp. with those of the antipodean persuasion.

"Feel like getting pissed. Whatdyareckon?"
"yeah. slut and legless."

by reuben February 15, 2004

legless

a gangstar walk but unfortunatly he is disabled and walks with a limp

oi you bent leg less gangstar get your leg less ass hear

by zubair May 6, 2004

Legless lizard

The term used for having a big cock

Damn. That guy must of had a legless lizard. I saw his budgle from here

by Johnnysjunkiemind June 20, 2016

legless spider

A crippled individual that was bitten by a spider and had to have all of its limbs removed. Legless Spiders tend to be autistic and look like a diabetic potato.

Edwin is a Legless Spider, what an awful existence.

by EnderCrystal September 7, 2017

legless

a guy called mr leg AKA faisal legless mustafa goes to SHS and is a bent legless biaatch he also has a lakar thy lat (wooden leg)also wears boot leg trowsers

mr wooden legless get ur wooden leg over hear befor i chop it u leg joint chop that leg mr leg jones i have no legless

by mr bootleg May 9, 2004