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a pufferfish. highly elastic and spikey.
Loize is such a great aquarium pet! So extraordinary!
Loize by Hazel Aoma October 8, 2020
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An aged woman with a dusty old uterus.
Oh, there goes my last egg. I guess I'm an official Leizl.
Leizl by Potato Bake June 22, 2009
The most badass, pimptastic mother on the face of this planet. Bitches kneel down before his benevolent pimp hand, knowing his kindness should not be mistaken for weakness.

AKA: "The Mother-Fuckin-Man!"
Man, I really wish I could straight Loetz up in that ho's house and be like "sup bitch, daddy's home".
loetz by The Mother Fuckin Man March 11, 2008
Loizos is usually a great guy!
Currently waiting for dogs to finish quarantine to go for pashies
-who is that guy?
-Oh its Loizos

-ahh he looks great!
Loizos by Not me for sure May 7, 2020

geeze louize 

Something said when in disbelief, shock or disgust. Also uttered when annoyed with a girl named "Louize".
1) You ate that entire hamburger? It was the size of East Asia!!! Geeze louize!

2) Geeze Louize, why do you have to be such a skank?
geeze louize by Blaizin' July 3, 2008
Loeeza is an amazing person and you can always count on loeeza. Loeeza is a beautiful kind hearted person who will never leave your side if you are close.
That's Loeezaaaa!!!!!
Loeeza by Tayyib. H December 20, 2018