Hater Locators

Prescription glasses, spectacles, or contact lenses. Allows clinically blind to detect and avoid haters from afar.

C-sharp's prescription is weak shit, so she went to the doctor to get new hater locators.

by Whisky Rivers December 3, 2010

Locktober

When girls put on their chastity belts for the entire month of October.

I am always so wet after Locktober.

by kl_bookcover September 30, 2021

LoneToker

The dopest, chillest guy you'll meet on the internet. Usually found listening to dubstep in VRChat worlds whilst wearing a pot leaf avatar, sitting in front of a mirror "reflecting on life". Totally marriage material.

"No, I don't want to go to Drinking Nights, I want to sit in the green corner with LoneToker."

by Bekii! April 17, 2022

Locejoyphobic

(Lovejoyphobic)

When someone dislikes hit indie rock band Lovejoy at a level that is considered controversial to many Lovejoy fans

The teacher was Locejoyphobic for not giving the student a 100% on their Lovejoy essay.

by Definitely a pseudonym May 17, 2023

Locstoob

When your trying to type the word "Location" but you fuck it up even with auto correct.

I NEED A LOCSTOOB, SHIT I MEAN LOCATION, NOW!

by The official grammar police August 9, 2023

Locktoberfest

Locktoberfest is the entire month of October when, for those observing it, guys have to lock up their dick in a cock cage that prevents them from getting a boner.

Tomorrow is the beginning of Locktoberfest, and Matt wants me to wear a cock-cage for the whole month!

by USAF Cadet September 30, 2021

Locktober

When girls put on their chastity belts for the entire month of October.

I am always so wet after locktober.

by kl_bookcover September 30, 2021