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La Loba

La Loba is thee leader of her pack, she's the toughest and fiercest ever to walk the earth. Legend has it that La Loba is from Lowell, Ma and she has been able to remain undefeated. La Loba is in Spanish also known as Loca Diablo Loba! She is a world traveler but can be found in Lowell, Ma. she has long black hair and long nails with green hazel like eye's that burn not with desire but with fiery passion to win and dominate and she does. She loves to protect both women and child against any odds la Loba will take on and challenge her aggressors.
Yo you seen La Loba now that is one crazy a*s b*tch, you see her you tell her to back off cuz I didn't know that was her sisters stuff you hear me?
by La Loba October 9, 2013
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Doing a Loba

Doing is excellent job at procrastination when faced with the delegation of responsibilities.
Thats not my job, im doing a Loba.
by YorkshireD August 19, 2021
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Lobato

A sexual activity wherein the performer ejaculates onto his own back, usually by flipping over whilst the ejaculate is still in midair.
Greg got bored of masturbating, so he started spicing it up with acrobatics like the Lobato.
by Rag Man December 1, 2010
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This is a very serious question and it must be answered carefuly and gradualy.
First, let's see what is the ourpose of Einstein's theory of relativity. Well, it helps an astrophysicist to calculate the trajectory of a galaxy, because at such a large speeds an distances relativistic effects are very important. Than he earns some mony for his calculations, which he uses to buy a car and a flat, so he can get laid. In essence, Einstein's theory's purpose is to get laid.

Geometry of Lobachewsky is about curved space. It is useful for another astrophysicist, to calculate effects of passege of a small black hole next to our solar system, and its effects on our space-time. He will get some mony for his calculations from the agency he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, and get laid. In essence, geometry of Lobachewsky is used just to get laid.

And finnaly, let's see what is the burpose of calculus. Well, calculus studies behaviour of systems during some period of time depending on various variables. An engineer employed in hydroelectric power plant uses it to calculet the production of electricity, which depends on the rate of flow of the water through turbines, ammount of water in accumulation etc. It is impossible without calculus. Of course, our engineer won't do this just like that. He will earn money from company he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, where he can get laid. In essence, the purpose of calculus is getting laid.

If you want to now more about other scientific disciplines and their purposes contact us at newscientist@harvard.ma.us. But, sincerely, we suppose that you already now the answers.
Student: "What is the purpose of einstein's theory of relativity, lobachewsky geometry and calculus?"
Proffessor: "To get laid!"
by J.Z. - vukajlija April 24, 2009
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lobate

1.when you return something to a store and they will only give you back the sale price value, not the original price you paid for the item, thereby forcing you to take a loss. This term also connotates anything that is a short-change, the result of some shifty manoevre, or simply just a weak-ass hustle that leaves you holding a loss.
2.a two-bit hustler; someone whose low grade conniving is not only sketchy but also totally uncreative.
That club is so lobate! They charge $15 at the door and you can't even smoke inside. They let you go outside to smoke but then they charge you $5 re-entry to get back in, every time!
by LunchBeats April 6, 2006
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Lobax

"Low Bags" or saggy tittstons. Or the state of being truely fresh.
Danm That biddy's got some lobax.

These shoes? shits lobax son.
by Bwerbs March 7, 2008
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Lobageddon

Lobageddon happens when everyone keeps lobbing it to everyone else in a circular manner creating a syntax type error in the lob system. This leads to gaps in the space time continuum and ultimately, lobageddon.
Hey guys, my name is billy hall, I used to work at spatula city and we experienced lobageddon last week. My company no longer exists but I hope you might hire me because I’m pretty cool.
by The real hogs October 5, 2018
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