Loafenity Prayer

Loafenity Prayer:

God, grant me the laziness to avoid work everyday

The courage to nap for hours on end

and the hammock to do it in.

I got pissed when my wife asked me to do a bunch of chores around the house today. So I said the loafenity prayer three times and took a nap instead.

by JShakes December 23, 2009

Loafing

The act of sitting or laying in the same spot, preferably a couch or recliner, for an abundant amount of time, then proceeding to fall asleep in it.

Matt: "Hey Barth, what are you doing?"
Barth: "I'M LOAFING"

by SkattMiba August 15, 2012

Loafin

1. To chill out/hang out
2. To simply just be chill

Yo, work this week was weak, I had to work overtime everyday, this weekend am just going to be Loafin.
Sitting at home just got pizza and am playing NHL Online #Loafin

by LoafinLife December 11, 2015

Loafin

Lō-fĭn (v)

1. to tarry about unwittingly

2. to be unaware of one's surroundings

Dude A: My man got robbed.

Dude B: Damn, how'd that happen.

Dude A: They caught him loafin.

by Dee Montgomerry Pennyworth May 21, 2009

loaft

n; loaft, loafter, loafting
to loaft - to do nothing productive

"We've got things to do, stop loafting."
"Don't loaft man, we've got to go bun."
"Look at this guy, he's doing nothing. What a loafter!"

by Sphinks May 23, 2006

Loafin

To be fake or full of it. Or to tell an obvious lie.

Tony: So you gonna dance wit me at the Go-Go?
Maggie: I would but my boyfriend gonna be in there.
Tony: Man you be loafin!

by Butta07 March 21, 2007

loafter

n;loaft, loafting, loafted, loafter

someone who loafts. they take a fucking ridiculous amount of time to do something or get somewhere. people have a kind of love hate relationship with alot of loafters, cus alot of loafters are fucking jokes.

"yo, where the fuck is he? we've loafted hard on our dealer."
"he's fucking maad loafting."
"arrg, that guy is such a loafter."
"i know dawg, he's fucking loafter mc-loaft loaft."

he's SUCH a loafter.

by sexystonedsinger August 1, 2010