Pull a linton

v.
The act of making a quick restroom break to relieve bladder pressure, usually immediately prior to leaving for a group lunch.

Also see: Pull a big linton, Pull a full linton

Hey guys, I'm going to pull a linton real quick, I'll meet you in the parking structure.

by Crunky42 June 23, 2010

Litost [Lee' - toast]

Litost is a nearly untranslatable Czech word, a state of feeling miserable and humiliated. “Litost is a state of torment created by the sudden sight of one’s own misery,” - The Book of Laughter and Forgetting by Milan Kundera. Litost connects insult to revenge, with desire to strike back at the perceived source of one’s shame.

For example: double-litost, double-revenge Tupac Shakur vs. Notorious B.I.G.

by B. McDoc September 6, 2005

Bucket Listologist

A person who has mastered the art of living their life through their bucket list.

The only item left on her "things to do before you die" list is skydiving, then she will be a true bucket listologist.

by bucketlistjourney July 19, 2010

Lilly Linton

The sarcastic, hilarious, smoking hot female lead of the Storm and Silence series. She can pull off looking like a guy and can fool everyone. She's such a badass queen and will leave you questioning your sexuality. She also loves chocolate, is thicc, and has a pair of socks in her pants. Lilly's also the richest dude's "little Ifrit" and private secretary hehehe.

Be careful of Lilly Linton's revolver! She can easily blow your brains out!

by raynaaaa June 4, 2021

litso

face. From A Clockwork Orange

My litso was smiling after watching that funny scene

by Bungalow Bill December 21, 2001

Pull a linton

v. Any 2-5 minute holdup when leaving for lunch, usually it is using the bathroom but it can be anything.

Steve: Lets go. Hey wait, where's Mike?
Anjali: He had to Pull a Linton.
Steve: What?!? I just saw him in the bathroom 15 minutes ago. Does he have an enlarged prostate?
Anjali: No, he's just hitting the ATM for 40 bucks.
Steve: OK, cool. He's probably tapped out from making it rain last night.

by ILuv5318008 July 6, 2010

Linton

1. To sparkle and shine like God's own glitterball (adj)
2. To spin in a rushing haze of euphoria (v)
3. A person with outstanding charisma and wit.

1. He's wearing so much glitter, could he BE any more linton?
2. Wow I was at the rave and I was proper lintoned.
3. Tall, Dark, Handsome, a real linton.

by MeatyLinda October 8, 2010