Adj: A bodybuilder girl/woman who is physically intimidating. Is able to beat up all the males in the room. You might want to avoid conflict with this person at all costs. Do not misgender them.
Adj: The mean girls walked in, one tall model slim bulimia blonde who leads the group, one pale suicidal looking brunette who spits offensive insults, and a linebacker sista with braids who has boxer hands that enforces the group.
by Allah Jesus Christ September 6, 2023
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plays and deliver big, violent hits that
have left many children in wheelchairs.
Problem is he's a linebacker…and this is
a baseball field. What's the resolution?
plays and deliver big, violent hits that
have left many children in wheelchairs.
Problem is he's a linebacker…and this is
a baseball field. What's the resolution?
Son: hey dad can we take batting
practice down at Carty Field?
Father: Do you like being able to walk?
The Carty Field Linebacker would eat
you alive.
practice down at Carty Field?
Father: Do you like being able to walk?
The Carty Field Linebacker would eat
you alive.
by Leland Bruce January 30, 2023
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A very well built man whose football career would have taken off, had his love for keeping rebellious employees in cubical situations not taken first priority. This man WILL kick your scrawny ass.
by Heather P. September 17, 2003
Get the office linebacker mug.A public washroom stall who's door does not shut. While taking a dump, you must hold the door closed with one hand while squatting in order to take the dump. This resembles the position of an NFL linebacker before the snap.
by OSXmt12 December 17, 2008
Get the Dirty Linebacker mug.1. n. Someone who wears a full football uniform and tackles the living shit out of random people at the office. See Terry Tate.
by Stuff It September 9, 2003
Get the office linebacker mug.A relative of the Mall Zombie, these specimens usually travel in groups of three to six, spreading themselves out over the full width of a sidewalk to prevent anyone behind them from getting past without pulling a "Red Rover" maneuver. Like the Mall Zombie, Sidewalk Linebackers often eat themselves into maximum girth to increase their progress-blocking capabilities.
Dude, I would have been on time but I spent the last three blocks trapped behind these fucking Sidewalk Linebackers!
by Mauler MMA January 7, 2011
Get the Sidewalk Linebacker mug.This is a slightly modified version of the Dirty Sanchez. It is performed after a male pulls his finger out of his partner's anal cavity and proceeds to apply the fecal matter below the bitch's eyes, thus making her resemble a linebacker. Best used in the daytime so the bitch can see when she's catching some balls to the face.
by Zac and Joe January 24, 2009
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