Pronunciation: Linger-"E".
Verb: to use a word incorrectly, through misspelling or mispronunciation, in a way that makes the sentence hilarious, and the speaker look foolish.
Origin Myth:
A student read the french word "Lingerie", and asked his friends out loud, "Hey guys, what's lingery?"
Verb: to use a word incorrectly, through misspelling or mispronunciation, in a way that makes the sentence hilarious, and the speaker look foolish.
Origin Myth:
A student read the french word "Lingerie", and asked his friends out loud, "Hey guys, what's lingery?"
A: "By doing that, you've now set a president for the future"
B: "Oh man, you totally lingeried, you mean precedent"
A: "Hey guys, what's a pav-a-lon?"
B: "You mean pavilion? Lingery much?"
A: "You totally have a stye, S-Y-E"
B: "I would say you lingeried, but I'm not even sure if that describes what just happened"
B: "Oh man, you totally lingeried, you mean precedent"
A: "Hey guys, what's a pav-a-lon?"
B: "You mean pavilion? Lingery much?"
A: "You totally have a stye, S-Y-E"
B: "I would say you lingeried, but I'm not even sure if that describes what just happened"
by thuankieu January 21, 2011
Get the Lingery mug.When a 3 piece finger box has been performed and a chicken tender is not successfully removed from the vagina, forgotten about and later discovered by another male suitor.
Naw bro, I don't mind getting chicken lingered. It's kinda cool when I can get some ass and a chicken tender! 3 piece finger box
by Allison's Giant Bush January 26, 2010
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1. Check the dirty laundry. While you woman is in the shower, check her bra and panty size. Nothing ruins a sexy gift of lingerie quicker than buying her something two sizes too big. No matter how good she looks, she's self concious about her figure.
2. You are not shopping for Heidi Klum. Be realistic about your selection of lingerie. Buy something appropriate to your woman's body type. Does she have a baby belly, and an awesome rack? Shop a baby doll which draws the eyes to the cleavage, and covers the belly. That corset may look hot on some 90lb boob jobbed model, but your woman will hate it. She may actually want to draw a breath at some point in the evening.
3. Don't be shy. When you are at the lingerie store, get one of the ladies to help you. Now don't be a creep about this, but try to pick out a sales lady with your lady's body type. Give her your woman's measurments early, and she can lead you to something appropriate.
And again, don't be a creep. Keep your eyes on the task.
4. KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid. Think of lingerie as gift wrapping. You want easy access. You do not want to be fighting with a half dozen doubleback hooks, behind her back, while in the throes of passion. A drawstring at the cleavage is perfect. Fun and easy to reveal the prize inside.
5. Complete the package. So you've got some lingerie she will look hot in. Does it need stockings? Again, consult with the sales lady. Buy her favorite wine, or choclate covered strawberries.
2. You are not shopping for Heidi Klum. Be realistic about your selection of lingerie. Buy something appropriate to your woman's body type. Does she have a baby belly, and an awesome rack? Shop a baby doll which draws the eyes to the cleavage, and covers the belly. That corset may look hot on some 90lb boob jobbed model, but your woman will hate it. She may actually want to draw a breath at some point in the evening.
3. Don't be shy. When you are at the lingerie store, get one of the ladies to help you. Now don't be a creep about this, but try to pick out a sales lady with your lady's body type. Give her your woman's measurments early, and she can lead you to something appropriate.
And again, don't be a creep. Keep your eyes on the task.
4. KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid. Think of lingerie as gift wrapping. You want easy access. You do not want to be fighting with a half dozen doubleback hooks, behind her back, while in the throes of passion. A drawstring at the cleavage is perfect. Fun and easy to reveal the prize inside.
5. Complete the package. So you've got some lingerie she will look hot in. Does it need stockings? Again, consult with the sales lady. Buy her favorite wine, or choclate covered strawberries.
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by The Jerkman December 28, 2011
Get the Rules of Lingerie Shopping mug.According to a witness at the scene, the victim was engaged in an act of lingerlingus when he inadvertently swallowed a bra hook and subsequently expired.
by gartholomew March 7, 2011
Get the Lingerlingus mug.The act of eating a lot of fiber, then later during the night when all of the food is digested, your ass starts to rip farts out without you noticing, then once you leave the room after about 30 mins from constant ass ripping and you walk back in, you get a nose bleed from all the toxic build up being released into your face (may burn eyebrows)
by MSMA October 26, 2011
Get the Room Linger mug.When a man's movember or prostasche lingers on into December because he is starting to like it.
Usually these people are single or headstrong, as many spouses don't like molingus.
Usually these people are single or headstrong, as many spouses don't like molingus.
Matt: You didn't shave?
Mike: I'm liking my movember.
Matt: We're in December, dude. Now its a mo-linger.
Mike: I'm liking my movember.
Matt: We're in December, dude. Now its a mo-linger.
by Zarbuck December 1, 2010
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*my little brother comes in and just stands there*
Me- what do you want.
him- nothing, im bored!
Me- DONT LINGER AROUND ME, TRICK.
*my little brother comes in and just stands there*
Me- what do you want.
him- nothing, im bored!
Me- DONT LINGER AROUND ME, TRICK.
by The Lingerer January 27, 2009
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