lightbulb

An object often used in jokes.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Fish!

by dalziel_86 June 18, 2003

lightbulb

Noun.
Slang for a Crack-pipe. Mostly used by tennagers in Hawai'i, to throw off their parents and teachers to the fact they are Tweekers

Ed, bring your lightbulb tonite, Brock's got some good shit.

by mailmanjoe August 8, 2005

lightbulb

Glass tube which emits light when an electric current is run through it.

That is one NICE lightbulb.

by MoJo April 18, 2003

Lightbulb

something you eat or shove up your ass. i do both.

person 1: hey can you pass me the lightbulb?
person 2: sure, what for.
person 1: i’m gonna shove it up my ass then eat it.
person 2: that’s cool man, care if i join you?
person 1: sure why not. grab you light bulb and let’s get started.

by nessasshart August 30, 2020

Lightbulb

A lightbulb is a person who tries to dye their hair blonde, but turns out to be yellow.

Josh Kerr, whom of which is one of those people. *sad*

by Leia November 14, 2004

lightbulbing it

The act of being in a relationship that you know you shouldn't be in any more where you keep breaking up and getting back together. Usually caused by genuine affection or friendship combined with fantastic sex. An on again/off again romance.

Sara: "What are you doing Friday?"
Rachel: "Justin."
Sara: "You're STILL dating him?"
Rachel: "Yeah, well, no, not really, I don't know, kind of. We've been lightbulbing it for about a year now. Haven't found anyone better and, damn, I love that cock."

by hotgrrl July 15, 2008

lightbulb

Where one shoots another person. Then proceeds to have sexual intercourse through the new hole in their body.

Hey! let's go lightbulb that one manly fatass band teacher!

Ya alright...

by desereth December 4, 2006