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Lifeless piece of shit

Rohans main insult. When a wild Rohan gets angry, it will attempt in its verbal harrassment. Calling you a "lifeless piece of shit" is his most used way of insulting you. If you say he sucks at anything, except sucking dicks, he will get very mad and use this insult on you.
Emery: Ha, Rohan, you suck at Clash Royale, how did you lose LOL?
Rohan: sticks middle finger up You lifeless piece of shit Emery.
by DEPDIP May 23, 2017
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lifeless.xei

Lifeless.Xei is an anime tiktoker and has incredible taste in anime. He is also a sexy mf
yo did u see lifeless.xei's epic take on mid zero. He's so hot
by Sexy_af_mf February 20, 2021
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Lifeless Prophet

An individual who tells people things that no one cares about. Usually someone who is outside of a group of people but wants to get in so trys to strike up a converstaion with whatever they have.
Guy 1: Hey did you guys here about the new linux and stuff! It's like so cool.
Guy 2: ... I really don't care
Guy 3: Damn, that kid is a real lifeless prophet.
by X-Phlo June 19, 2007
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Lifeless Yet Lovely...

A very loyal Quotever (A writing site "Quotev.") who has a love of metal core, anime, and writing. If you so much as TOUCH Soul, Ciel, Death the Kid, or Zero Kiryu, she will bite you. She calls her followers, "Lovlies." and brags about them nonstop. She has a heart of gold and a mind of steel, but she is very open and ridiculously sensitive.
"Ever hear of Lifeless Yet Lovely... ?"
"Yeah, people call her Lifeless, though, right?"
"Yeah, she named herself after her Walking Dead fan-fiction, 'Lifeless and Lovely.' She is obsessed with Norman Reedus/Daryl Dixon."
"Sounds about right."
by Anna98 May 7, 2013
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Lifeless Limb

Despite a half hour of oral, he was nothing but a lifeless limb. Whiskey Dick is real.

I beat dem gutz till I had nutted myself to a lifeless limb.

Rory tugged and tugged but his lifeless limb never would solute.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021
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Lifeless Lib

A lifeless liberal, an insult used to offend any democratic advocate, and can be overexaggerated to just mean you have no life, and you are a liberal.
Stfu Lifeless Lib, nobody gives a shit about your discord server with 1.5k members, nobody ASKED!
by bruh_w0w December 11, 2021
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Lifeless Hanz

A lifeless Hanz is a person who calls themselves Hanz (even though their name isn't Hanz) and they love to seek attention using the following steps.

Step 1) Download chat app and set a selfie as your display picture

Step 2) Give people cringy nicknames and throw around kiss and heart emojis and use slang terms that you wouldn't dare to use in real life, but you want to fit in so you use them on said app. Also private message as many dudes as you can and lead them on to get them to like you because nobody in real life gives you attention as you cant hide behind filters and makeup.

Step 3) Change display pic so you get more people commenting on it and more thirsty people giving you attention

Step 4) Pretend you hate the app, when in reality you love going on it and always think about going on it even when you've apparently "left the app".

Step 5) Change display pic again to another selfie with a couple filters and plenty of makeup that will gain more attention

Step 6) Tell everyone you are leaving the app, but before leaving you tell all the males to add you on snapchat

Step 7) All of a sudden become very active on snapchat and constantly post multiple selfies to your story every single day

Step 8) Approximately 1-3 months later the attention from snapchat has gone, and people give you no attention in real life so you repeat the process and go back to Step 1 and re-download chat app.
You're are being such a lifeless hanz right now, please stop it
by Teddy Bates May 27, 2017
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