Flying without a licence

Neglecting to zip up your trousers.

Will get you weird looks, and an arrest if you’re going commando.

Waiter: Ahem, it appears you, Mr. Yellow, are currently flying without a licence..
Mr Yellow: Oh shit! (zips up)

by E hates Q January 17, 2022

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Sex licence

A thing you get so you can pork

Basically ur a stupid virgin if u don’t have it

- Oh dude did you hear that Nina got her sex licence?

- No way! I need to get mine just so I can do her!

by Alejandro339 March 7, 2024

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slut license

A prescription for birth control pills.

The current crop of misogynist politicians consider any prescription for birth control pills to be little more than a slut license, in effect giving young women permission to be promiscuous.

by paulpaxman December 18, 2013

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drivers license

apparently a song everyone cries to

- Dude did you hear that new song Drivers License ??

- Yea bro, ngl i cried.

by You’re classic local bitch🤠🤠 January 25, 2021

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Driver’s license

New super song of Olivia Rodrigo

Hey have you listen to the song Driver’s license?
Yeah it’s all over my fyp

by Halouinm January 10, 2021

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this is a song used to dig big holes in the ground (using a shovel or your tears) when you're sad or in the mood to do some bad, sad things. it's a really good metaphor for being sad, heartbroken, lonely or having a self-diagnosed depression. it's also a really uni-song. it fits every mood a human can have, the vibes are just different depending on your current feelings.

david: hey how are you?
julie: drivers license.
david: let me give you a hug then

by owoitsquack February 25, 2021

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