Lettuce

A popular lacrosse term to describe someones hair.

Hey Tom, sweet lettuce.

by Craig Jarvis April 10, 2011

Lettuce

a very cool person but is a big loser like a big fat loser .. no offense.

lettuce is gay

by HAHAHA RAY HAHAH October 15, 2019

lettuce

The excess pubic hair in a woman's vaginal area that creeps or otherwise protrudes out her panties

I looked up her skirt, and saw the lettuce from her "FUPA" pouring out of her thong

by Ronald V. Mexico October 21, 2008

Lettuce

Of relating to or obtaining a hockey stick, particularly a new one.

Hey mike are you going to break in the new lettuce today in warm-ups?

by Johnny Damon October 30, 2017

Lettuce

The act of receiving an oral blow job.

I lay back and get some lettuce; call it a wrap.

by Devin that Dude April 5, 2009

Lettuce

Originally a vegetable, but later on a pun.

Lettuce have peace in this world!
Lettuce eat dinner now.
Lettuce see what happens...

by Anónimogata January 7, 2017

lettuce

A abbreviation for something being dumb or stupid whether it’s a phrase or statement .

“i don’t know what that means “ “Tiffany don’t be so lettuce “

by Sylviaiscool July 18, 2019