lemonhowser

A word used to describe a feeling of joy or humor by retards who misread lmao as lemon.

John: And that's when I said that's not a camel, that's my wife!
Jimmy: Haha Lemonhowser!
John: You are a stupid fucking retard.

by PrivateEyeWritingGuy April 13, 2022

lemoncrotch

Someone who has blonde public hair, could be used as an insult, or just a simple saying; spawned from firecrotch

"christina aguilera is a dirty lemoncrotch"

"Brandy has a firecrotch, while I have a lemoncrotch and Sally has a cococrotch"

by Reddu August 23, 2007

Lemoncillo

A drink made from Lemons and Vodka enjoyed by arrogant assholes in and around the area of Menlo Park, CA. Lemoncillo can apparently only be made one way. Made perfectly in Menlo Park.

Hey you guys, you are doing it all wrong! Every recipe for Lemoncillo is wrong but mine!

by arncraft October 16, 2009

lemonchild

a crackhead that does nothing but play video games,watch anime,draw and most importantly disappoint their family

yoo is that a lemonchild

by lemonchild051 March 23, 2020

lemonosexual

Sexually attracted to lemons

I came out as a lemonosexual yesterday.

by Anonymous17171717 January 12, 2017

Lemoncide

When one places a lemon into their own eye, enduring the pain, in the end causing their own death. This suicide caused by lemons is widely used by teens to try to get "high" but usually ends up in an unwanted death. Sometimes teens do want to die so they use two lemons, one in each eye, causing extreme pain and ultimately death.

"Oh no! Jerry commited lemoncide!"

"Emo kids love to commit lemoncide when they feel left out in the world.."

"LEMONCIDE!!!!!!"

*FACT: Almost 31% of American teens attempt to get "high" off of lemons, 19% of them commit lemoncide.

by Bevusly April 28, 2009

lemonboobs

People licking LemonJuice Of Boobs, Mostly people with T as the start of their name like it.

Licking Lemonboobs lemon squirting for boobs

by LemonBoobs September 2, 2014