(Originating from Holland, literally translating as shit-wank) Where a person hovering above a toilet defecates whilst masturbating, and attempts to perfectly time his ejaculation so it lands on the excrement before touching the water of the toilet.
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she's the most perfect, gorgeous girl i've ever met; physically. she's full of natural beauty. she has a great smile; one that can't be forgotten. her image is so bright and exciting. the way she expresses her feelings through words, choices & actions. she spreads joy wherever she goes. she has very beige- light skin. a perfect body. her defined cheekbones and her strong jawline accentuate her unique features. her captivating autumn-like, forest brown eyes are ones to glance and never forget. her pearly- white teeth hiding behind those beautiful peachy pink lips. the way her luxurious hair falls. silky, long, dark brown hair. she's a goddess. just a glimpse of her beautiful face, makes me so happy. seeing her became my safe place, i feel warm around her. she's truthful; honest. there's something more inexplicable than her look. she sounds like poetry, her rhythm is smooth and adds substance to her words.
she's like an bubble of constant joy and happiness. i love her in so many delicate ways.
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