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Massachusetts Left Turn

A Massachusetts Left Turn occurs when the driver of a vehicle, when stopped in impenetrable traffic or waiting for an inconvenient light, utilizes the empty oncoming lane of traffic to bypass the wait and make a left turn. This can range from a quick dodge around the car in front of them, to a full throttle blast down hundreds of feet of road. The longer the run between where the car crosses the center line of the road and the left turn, the greater the skill and daring of the driver.
We didn't move for 3 light cycles because those incompetent boobs were digging up the intersection again, so I had to pull a Massachusetts Left Turn and take side streets to avoid being late for work.
by endusone April 29, 2011
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russian left turn

When someone decides to turn left at an intersection while not in the left hand turn lane (i.e. center lane). This usually results in some getting crashed into. Popularized by russian dash cam footage
Stupid bitch didnt’t shoulder check, pulled a russian left turn and slammed right into me”
by Meatshower May 15, 2018
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Canadian Left Turn

A left turn after the traffic light turns red, where there is no turn arrow.
Or a person that creeps into an intersection, purposely to turn after the light turns red.
Seen in Vancouver B.C., hence the name 'Canadian Left Turn', but it applies to any moron, in any country turning left on a red.
Sometimes as many as 3 cars will turn left after the red light!
by Andrea K. January 21, 2008
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alabama left turn

When you need to make a left turn but can't cut across 4 lanes of traffic, so you make a right turn and then a U-turn as soon as possible. Also when you date your second-cousin-once-removed because there is a shortage of available chicks at your middle school.
1. Dang they must have let the Presbyterians out. I'll have to make an Alabama left turn!
2. Mary Beth Sue can't go to the prom with me, so I guess I'll ask Janet Bodine Johnson Smith, my second-cousin
by TheseTitsAreReal November 12, 2015
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west end left turn

n. You're at a traffic light trying to turn left. You can turn on green when there's no traffic, but there's always traffic at this intersection. You pull out into the middle of the intersection, wait until your light turns red, and turn when the oncoming traffic stops for the red light and before the traffic from the cross street starts going on their green light. Two or three cars turn behind you as well. Originated on West End Avenue in Nashville, Tennessee, because you'll never make a left turn off that street if you don't do a West End left turn.
If a cop sees you, he'll give you a ticket for running a red light.
by fizzle June 2, 2004
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Cincinnati left turn

When you can't get a bitch to get out of your car. You sneak and unbuckle her seat belt. And then reach over and open her door with your right hand while turning left hard on your steering wheel while going at a decent speed. She will eject from your car. This is know as a Cincinnati left turn.
That bitch wouldn't get out of my car so I Cincinnati left turned her.
by Sleazy Eazy Ec April 3, 2020
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Vancouver left turn

Making a U-turn while driving, with little to no regard for laws, pedestrians or oncoming traffic.
I can 100% guarantee that whether it’s walking or driving, I will be killed by someone making a Vancouver left turn
by soup_19 December 16, 2024
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