Leechongo

Someone that always wants to be spoonfed but never provides anything by him self.

Opposite of seedchongo!

This dude behaves like a typical leechongo!
He only torrents with an upload rate of 0.01kb/s, what a leechongo!

by Sissors February 6, 2023

slap leather

To pull out your gun in a gunfight. It comes from the Old West, where gunslingers carried pistols in leather holsters.

"Don't ever slap leather with Clint Eastwood."

by sublimeade October 20, 2008

leatherdyke

A dyke (homosexual woman, lesbian, queer woman) who does kink or BDSM with other women. So named because of the very common leather sexual fetish (similar to same in the gay men's leather community) that exists in the women's queer/kink community.

The term leatherdyke applies equally to tops, bottoms, and switches.

One need not own or wear leather to self-identify as a leatherdyke. But it helps.

I had a date with a leatherdyke last night, and she spanked me. I think I liked it.

by Miselaineous July 23, 2006

Pension Leeches

People hired and paid by an American governmental agency (can be city, state, or federal) to do a service that directly helps people. These people are given a pension, but are mean and angry with people who call on the phone or in person. They hate the job, but love the benefits including the pension. Examples can be found all over any state.

The department of health has the most pension leeches of any agency in New Mexico USA.

by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine October 13, 2019

facebook leech

Someone who "likes" or comments on practically every facebook post you make.

"Why does that dude keep commenting on my status?" "He's a facebook leech."

by nwtrekker February 24, 2010

sporting leather

The stage between a flacid penis and full tumescence; in a semi erect state. Derived from the pottery terminology describing the leathery state which clay will enter before fully hardening. Coined by Adam Carolla on the Adam Carolla Show.

"I'm sporting leather," says Adam to his other loser buddies in ceramics class as a hot chick enters the classroom.

"Look at the rack on her! Welcome to the leather state, boys," exclaimed Ray after crapping in Adam's Rams beanie.

by Guydudebro March 23, 2011

Leather Facing

To slice ones face off and wear it as your own.

Leather facing is a good idea if its October 30th and you have no costume.

It is also a good idea if you are old and want a to look much younger and don't mind peeling the face off of a Child/Infant/Toddler/New Born/Fetus.

My Nan has been feeling a bit down on how old she looks, so she went to a children's hospital and leather faced half of the leukaemia ward.

Shut up Pierre or i'll dig up your recently deceased granddad and leather face him and fuck your nan.

Wow I'm so tired after leather facing all them kids at chucky cheese. I think I'll have a siesta.

by TWC.TV March 21, 2017