Leaving The EU

Where the Uk Actually from the EU leaves for the better. If we have another referendum, it would make Gb a hellhole.The fact that GB wanted to leave shows that they weren’t happy.

‘We better be LEAVING THE EU soon... it’s giving me a headache’

‘I don’t want to LEAVE THE EU :(‘

by SantinoEspinada March 13, 2019

Leeroy leaving

Everyone is bad and playing horrible in the team, not worth playing

Wow, with Leeroy leaving, it's clear to me that my team is unskilled!

by not logan i pinky promise April 17, 2022

Leaving your gum downtown

Refers to the unfortunate and unintended disposal of chewing gum in the pubic hair or pubic region of the recipient of oral sex by the performer who fails to keep his/her gum securely placed in an unused part of the mouth.

911 Operator: "911. What is your emergency?"

Teenage Caller: "OMG my boyfriend left his gum downtown and now it's all tangled in my pubes and my shit is glued shut. Amateur. How do I get it out???"

911 Operator: "Leaving your gum downtown is not a 911 emergency. Please hang up and try peanut butter."

by cayrez November 1, 2009

Leaving the seat up on the TiVo

To leave the TV on a channel that annoys someone else in the house when turning off the TV.

I get SO mad when I see the Lifetime network everytime I turn the tv on. I started Leaving the seat up on the TiVo and changing the channel to NFL Network before I turn the TV off.

by NCdubmixer February 24, 2011

toaster leavings

Crumbs left behind in the bottom of a toaster.

I'm going to have me some toaster leavings

by The Admiral July 8, 2003

Leaving Them To Soak

When a person can't be arsed to do their dishes and leaves them in the sink with soapy water in hopes someone else will wash it up for them.

When said person is asked why they've left their dishes in the sink they'll claim they're leaving it to soak and they'll wash it later, chances are they won't though.

Andy"Lilly you've left your dirty dishes in the sink!"
Lilly"Gosh I'm just leaving them to soak. I'll do it later!"
The next day

Andy"Damn it Lilly your dirty dishes are still here!"
Lilly" I'm leaving them to soak I'll do it later!"

Andy"Oh for the love of! Fine I'll wash your damn dishes!"

by mrperson123 August 11, 2017

Greasy Leaving

After nutting on a partners back, stand up and drop a saucy deuce in the same area previously nutted on, then back up and run full force and slip and slide on your shizz mixture out the front door.

“Yo, how was your night with Tay Tay?”
“‘Twas delightful. We had relations and upon producing my ejaculate, I pulled a greasy leavings betwixt her scapula, post haste!”

by Rey McSriff November 14, 2019