Distance Learning

Usually the bottom rung of education and ranges from As Seen on TV correspondence classes to modern day degree mills like Walden University or the University of Phoenix. They are all happy to take your money with the full understanding that you will never actually get a worthwhile degree , diploma or certificate for your money.

I signed up for the Walden University distance learning PhD in Public Policy only to find out that no reputable government organization takes it seriously. What a waste of $4,500.

by Davidist June 18, 2009

butter landing

A butter landing is a very smooth landing where you flare up at least 20 degrees and then smoothly put the nose down.

Wow he made a butter landing.

by The Airplane gui February 7, 2022

blackboard learning tool

A piece of shit learning material with a high lag rate.

"Loading"

"Nothing new that calls your attention here"

4 new notifications.

Are you fucking kidding me..?

"That's Blackboard learning tool for you."

by DamnTheLag October 1, 2013

Sloppy landing

That thing when you cum too much and it gets on the floor and you slip and land on your girl

A. Yo last night my gf had me do a sloppy landing on her
B. Yo that's fucked up

by Dick Slapp November 23, 2013

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

The full name of the movie starring Borat released in November 2006.

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan was hilarious.

by Adrian December 14, 2006

the blind leading the blind

an expression which describes a situation where there is confusion or lack of direction.

"ever since that company got new management, it's been like the blind leading the blind over there."

by Bungalow Bill July 23, 2007

trash landing

The art of conveniently landing in a large pile of trash in a movie, usually during a chase scene, a fight scene, or when jumping off a tall building.

"Wow, that was a lucky trash landing!"

by Another Mel October 23, 2007