layered

A mixture of intoxicants in the blood stream.

Boys, its going in all directions tonight. This girl is talking like a Turk and my feet feel like fuzzy felts...I am well and truly layered

by Drop September 22, 2003

Lauered

When you push the button underneath your desk to lock the door on a young female and show her your genitals.

You know that new intern we have, I Lauered her this morning and man was she pissed.

by Chadwinkle September 1, 2018

Layered

To get so owned by forces out of your control you mention mention in for the rest of your life in conversation with your buddies.

Always referring back to that fateful month in the summer of 2021 when we lost 100k collectively via a rug pull.

Yo remember when we got layered, jive lost 60k bro.

by Sleepyjoebipump October 6, 2021

Layered Poop Cake

A term used to describe a bowel movement in which the person alternates between the stages of defication and wiping, forming a layer of toilet paper and human refuse.

Layer texture, consistency, depth and smell may vary.

A seven layered cake, a popular dessert which provided the name of the Layered Poop Cake, is very similar to this toilet delicacy.

by D-Ridds April 4, 2006

lakered

To make someone lose or the description of someone losing.

Damn did you see the Mavericks they just got lakered by the Golden State Warriors!

by Kumarit May 16, 2007

Lacered

Death over Laced Drugs

Yo, did you know Laura got Lacered by the percs?
No Fucking way, they looked so pure too.

by Your Daily Urban Dictor June 29, 2020

Lazered

When you have eaten so much and you feel tired, full and lazy. All you want to do is lay down!

(1) “I’m so lazered right now!”
(2) “After this, I’m going to get soooo lazered.”
(3) “I don’t think I can eat anymore, I’m going to be so lazered.”

by MY&YM July 21, 2021