laser

1. A device that converts incident electromagnetic radiation of mixed frequencies to discrete frequencies of highly amplified and coherent ultraviolet, visible, or infrared radiation.

2. The only thing that trumps shotgun when riding in a car. It is the driver's final call, but otherwise if you yell laser, you ride in the passenger seat. Does not work if nobody has called shotgun yet. If you yell shotgun, you can't yell laser too.

1. I'm going to use my laser to point at this piece of paper
2. person 1: shotgun
person 2: laser
person 1: god damn it.

by iz. April 17, 2006

laser

any tool or object that can be used like MacGyver did his Swiss Army Knife.

Dawg, picked up a laser and fixed up the truck.

by miosis March 5, 2004

Laser

"Light Amplification through Stimulated Emission of Radiation"

Don't point that laser in my eye I might go blind!

by Shawn Underwood January 9, 2007

Laser

An alternative term for receiving a blowjob.

Person 1: yo have you gotten any laser recently?

Person 2: na I get no bitches.

by Major laser September 16, 2023

laser

Means the same thing as loser, but cooler.

Wow look at how Sabrina fails.
I know, what a laser.

by HD Penguin June 2, 2011

Lasers

"See you later." Evolution from using "Laters" in place of "Later".
Mostly useful for geeky, computer savy smart types.

Person 1: "Dude, I gotta go, I'm gonna be late."
Person 2: "Cool man, I'll catch you laters."
Person 1: "Alright, lasers."

by Sue Tissue December 9, 2008

laser

noun: usu. plural, a light-colored line of skin due to overstreatching of elastic tissue of the skin due to obeisity or pregnancy;stretch mark

"Once he took off his shirt he revealed more lasers than anyone thought existed on one man's body."

by B.O. August 11, 2004