Laymanator

1. The downfall of every race
2. The one mistake God forgot to correct
3. Could possibly be the biggest douche bag ever and is solely responsible for sudden deaths of students in the hallways, collapsed lungs, and cracked ribs
4. A marblecake head/ see heinous, Satan
5. A complete and total idiot. A person lacking intelligence and common sense, see moron.
6. Most times contaminated...likes to dance by themselves at the back of the room
7. Sits on multiple chairs...usually at once."Why can't you sit like a normal person!"-Spadiner.
8. Great dancer(lie) horizontAL

1. "SHIT! Run! The LAYMANATOR'S coming!"
2. Person 1: Whats a diss for the Laymanator?
Person 2: What's not a diss for the Laymanator...

by acidburnedsoul October 26, 2006

Jack Lamango

A slightly weird, cool, chill, and funny guy on twitter

Hey! did you see Jack Lamango,s newest tweet? He's so cool!!

by lanzerrr January 16, 2023

Prabhakarna Sripalawardhana Atapattu Jayasuriya Laxmansriramkrishna Shivavenkata Rajasekara Sriniwasana Trichipalli Yekya Parampeel Parambatur Chinnaswami Muthuswami Venugopal Iyer

He can make you reach Goa by just introduction , has a very sharp memory , loves his family and is very helpful.

Prabhakarna Sripalawardhana Atapattu Jayasuriya Laxmansriramkrishna Shivavenkata Rajasekara Sriniwasana Trichipalli Yekya Parampeel Parambatur Chinnaswami Muthuswami Venugopal Iyer , boom you reached GOA.

by hicky24 November 25, 2021

Layman's land

The area between the scrote and the sphyncter on guys or the fuckhole and the muckhole on women.

She had a solid love of licking my layman's land; who was I to deter her?

by Younez May 14, 2007

Standing Lapdance

A technique used by the morbidly obese at the titty-bar. The fatty stands against the bar during a 'lap-dance' in order to get his junk rubbed against by the stripper. A normal sitting lap-dance causes said fatty's gut to protrude over their penis and block any possible groin stimulation, ending in frustration and a waste of money. This technique has been witnessed anywhere there are fat guys and strippers in the same room.

"When I finish these hot-wings I am going to slide up to the bar and get me a standing lapdance." Said Big John at the Red Carpet Lounge.

by Pinkgoopglop October 12, 2012

lapland

Located in Northern Finland, the Province of Lapland covers and area of 150,000 square miles, or one third of Finland's total area. The region lies mostly within the Arctic Circle. However its climate is relatively mild for its location. The average temperature in January is -15 C, while the temperature in July averages +14C. The temperature can drop to -40C in the winter and reach +30C in the summer.

Santa lives on a fell called Korvatunturi (Ear Mountain) in the municipality of Savukoski. Santa can´t live on the North Pole because there isn´t anything to eat for his reindeer there. But in Finnish Lapland a reindeer is a very common animal and it has a lot of food there. There are about 200 000 reindeer in Finland. Eagles, foxes, swans and wood grouse are other common animals. The spruce is the most common tree in Lapland. Wild cloudberry and Arctic bramble are the two most highly valued berries of Lapland. Lapland is a paradise for all nature lovers!

Lapland is home of the HOLY CRAP, SANTA! Tours, Santa and snowflakes.

There's not much to do there, but it's still better than Norway.

Where can you see Santa?
Only in Lapland.
Come to Lapland we've got Santa.

by yamato December 29, 2004

lapantu

lapantu refers to an idiot or a moron. lapantu is a person who says and does things that are not in accordance with the situation. It also gives rise to words like lapantugiri, lapantu singh(refering to an unknown random idiot person).

abbey chhup lapantu, bakwaas mat kar.
arrey dude kya lapantugiri kar raha hai.

by boomshankar April 9, 2009