LAPD Special

A sex move in which you cum into her open eyes (forced open if need be), blinding her as if it were peper-spray.

You then, while she is rubbing her eyes in pain, beat the shit out of her with your bare hands or, preferably, with your still erect penis while yelling "Stop resisting!"

I gave my girl an LAPD Special last night, bitch looked like Rodney King after I was done.

by LittleFatso May 3, 2011

alpha lapd

plays roblox A lot A guy that says E everytime he gets in a complicated situation and he says among us when he hears the word FUCK or SHIT

person 1: oh no, our table, it's broken
alpha lapd: E

by Sello1 April 25, 2022

tory lapdog

anyone who does whatever the Tories wants, dropping all there own ideas and agreeing with Tory ideas

NICK CLEGG the Liberal Democrats leader is a Tory Lapdog

by Mr Ananomous1874 December 5, 2010

cleveland lapdance

When you're drunk at the titty bar and you suddenly realize that you're in Cleveland, and the bitch in your lap is really a man!!

"Hey, I'm going to Cleveland this weekend"

"Just don't let anything with a moustache near your lap.... You don't one of them Cleveland Lapdances, no sir, you do not!"

by osibisa October 20, 2007

lapdog

a suck up, ass kisser, brown noser

The boss likes Joe but he's such a lapdog.

by nafloot August 13, 2005

Lapdog Coach

A servile professional sports team coach with no independent thought, doing what the team owner/general manager asks without question at the expense of the success of the team.

"Washington Redskins owner Daniel Synder couldn't find another lapdog coach to replace Jim Zorn midseason."

by SkinsFans October 21, 2009

Lapdog

A person with no real independent personality, only adoration for his or her significant other.

Have you met steve's new girlfriend? She's such a lapdog, all she does is shrug when you ask her a question, and then laugh at all of Steve's jokes.

by Youdosmellbad December 21, 2008