Landover Baptist

A fictional religion based on false hope and lies. Takes advantage of the unknowing and relies on bashing all other religions in the effort to promote the agenda of making money and building its cult.

"Followers" of this religion get high on bashing, are hypocrites and hide their hatred towards others with fake "God Bless" notes.

Do not believe their lies, do not donate, do not follow.

I saw the Landover Baptist member spitting on a Jew and suck the finger of Chris Harper, all on the same street corner.

by M_M_L_J April 16, 2010

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Landover Baptist

Ultra-Right wing fundamentalists protestants? Well, I can agree with you concerning the ones that think the Pope is Satan himself, that the New World Order is coming (The UN army isn't big enough to police the state of Connecticut for fuck's sake, how the hell are they going to take over the world?), and a whole bunch of other shit. Note, the Landover Baptist website is a fucking PARODY, and isn't representative of the MAJORITY of Protestants out there, just the obsessive loonies. We're tolerant of people of different ethnicities, we don't believe in bombing abortion clinics (those who do obviously aren't "pro-life") and we most certainly do NOT go out Goth-hunting. I know that the site is just satire, but this shit is starting to get out of hand. I'll have to create a liberal/atheist parody site to keep shit "fair and balanced."

Landover Baptist is somewhat ironic, considering that they run parody ads making fun of Bush, yet a lot of conservatives I talk to are pissed at Bush. The only people who are blindly devoted to him anymore are those hicks who have a seething hatred for us "Yankees," just because we kicked their rebellious asses back in line during the Civil War.

by C-can February 9, 2004

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Landogger

This neo-nazi bitch who simply LOVES Doboz and wants to invade everything besides Romania because nobody wants to go to Romania

Man 1: Bro that girl is such a Landogger
Man 2: I know, right? I hope she isn't very radical about her neo-nazism
Landogger: Hey guys let's invade Poland and Hungary, my crush Doboz lives there OwO

by PCgary August 8, 2023

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landdog

large bodied, loud, obnoxious, arrogant breed of Australian alcoholic. should not be confused with bogans/footy heads or yobos. Although there are similarities such as constant flano wearing and dirty potty mouth, they are a breed of human all to there own.
IF sober they can be mistaken for a regular citizen of society but do not be fooled a landdog is a dangerous territorial creature and will bite without provoking.

1."Ned Taylor ruined my chances with that poonani last night by being such a landdog"
2."fucking hell how big of a landdog is Mika these days"
3."shut ya lips Hayden ya fucking landdog"
4."your such a landdog don't you have a different flano"
5."take a shower you fucking landdog"
6. "whats everyone up to today?" "dont know but im pretty sure landdog is at the pub"

by Landdog May 16, 2010

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