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Taco Bell Landscaper

BOMB ASS MEXIC WHO loves eating taco bell and after all day at the landscaping job you come home to go shit fiery doom from taco bell, you have to use a whole ass costco toilet paper pack to clean all that mess .#free laxative #help my tutuz is burning!!!
A Taco Bell Landscaper- Im so excited to seemy taco bell lanscapper step dad who takes me to la ZOO and shits his pants when he sees lions
by SLAYYYbadass124 July 7, 2022
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Nig Landscape

A small family-owned landscaping firm operating out of Cape Cod, MA who employs mainly white employees and are owned and operated by the HNIC. The laborahs work on a non-paying basis and proceeds go straight to the HNIC.
Damn, our grass is getting really ridiculous, but I don't want to pay a lot for laborahs, I will just have to call Nig Landscape; those boys really do a great job if they actually show up.
by Laborah Jerry January 18, 2010
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lamescape

A way of referring to runescape in mockery.
Dude A: Hey, man. Do you play runescape?

Dude B: No way! I don't play that piece of crap! Ugh. With those lame graphics?!

Dude A: ... (feeling embarrassed)

Dude B: (scoffs) Heh. Runescape? More like LameScape!

Dude A: ... (feeling even more embarrassed and lame)
by MastaZULU January 1, 2009
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landscape mode

(noun) - A smartphone video setting and standard by which all real life violence is captured, typically by bystanders that simply want to document the situation for their YouTube channel rather than diffuse it.

This is the opposite of picture mode.
- You see the brawl at Bath & Body Works in Scottsdale? Them womens is rowdy!!

- I was right there when it was about to jump off yo. That worker punched the customer! Haha

-So what did you do? Stop it?

- No way, I took out my phone and but it on landscape mode unlike those other amateurs.

- So they went to Bath & Body Works, and now their Back & Body hurts 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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by $lapaho March 10, 2021
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Landscape

The art of trimming bushes, mowing the lawn, planting bushes/shrubs, and/or maintenance on existing plants and yards.
"I hired Paul to landscape around my house. He planted shrubs and made a great rock garden."
by gofishgo December 17, 2006
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Lanscape

The act of removing someone from your network.
I had to lanscape Chris for watching too many videos of the poo~pourri girl
by mattpolito January 27, 2014
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Landscape Architect

A made-up profession so architects can charge you for extra money in a building project.

The origin of this word begins in the 19th century, invented by the American architect Frederick L. Gardener, who believes he could earn extra money when commissioned to design Central Park in New York, who then proposed to hire a team of "landscape architects" on top of the existing architect team.
Developer: We need a garden for this estate.
Architect: Nah that's the job of a landscape architect.
Developer: What's the difference?
Architect: 2 million more dollars.
by womanpredator666 January 23, 2022
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