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Latex Landmine

When walking through a park and you nearly step in human feces and on closer examination, you see a condom within the softened stool. More disgusting when still steaming. These are usually created in the darkness of night with only two people present. The unsuspecting victim will then carelessly step on to the Latex Landmine the following morning. This is usually followed by gagging, vomiting and a hot shower. Latex Landmines are commonly sited as reasons for homophobia.
I nearly stepped in a Latex Landmine a few months ago at a local park. There was no questioning in how is was created. It has been the subject of many conversations with my friends. I am no longer a fan of homosexual relations. Please keep this activity at home!
by D-Ram April 14, 2010
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Damn! Lalee is hot

She looks like a Lalee
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latex

Thin rubber material most commonly associated with sexual fetishes, in particular BDSM. Common clothing items might include: tight leggings, corsets, mini-dress' etc... Whilst most commonly found in black, latex can come in any colour. This material is slightly stretchy (although it can tear easily), is photosensitive (so should be kept out of sunlight) and should be oiled before each use with special latex oil to give it that glossy shine.
Jesus, she was so hot in that skin-tight latex mini-skirt!
by Evangeline Prue October 21, 2008
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latex fetish

Used to describe a game called “Changed”,a game in where you avoid being turned into latex monster by other latex monster,the word is mainly used to describe people who are fans of the game,due to the games nature.
Hey you played changed?” “Oh yeah,do you also happen to have a latex fetish?”
by TotallyNAfurry November 8, 2020
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LaTeX

A typesetting program often used by mathematicians to write documents and proofs. It has many libraries that contain pretty much all symbols used for math, including ways to write sums and limits. The coded text is converted into a pdf document for viewing. The name can be distinguished from the rubber latex by capitalization of the L, T and X in the word.
After proving the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus, I typed up the proof using LaTeX so it would look nice.
by Corvallis Mathman May 7, 2013
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latex catsuits

a latex catsuit is a skin tight "usually black colored" shiny from ankle to wrist zippered bodysuit usually worn by women
britney spears was wearing a red latex catsuits in her 2000 music video "Oops i did it again"
by Joe Smith 2 August 7, 2007
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lalei

(luh-lay) the hottest women alive. period.
wow!! look at Lalei!!
by Lol lalei October 15, 2019
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