Labor Day

Labor Day is the day when a pregnant woman goes into labor.

OOPS, I almost forgot that it is my sister's Labor Day today! I gonna rush now.

by phoenixvictrix September 12, 2014

Labor Day

Labor Day is any day a guy has to push a locked vibrating butt-plug out of his asshole by struggling to force it out before he cums.

Matt put a locked butt-plug up my asshole on Labor Day and I struggled to push it out, but I shot my load anyway!

by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021

Labor Day

A free day off of school in honor of people who were overworked in the 1920s.

Labor Day is freakin' awesome!

by nonkrataularealss September 2, 2012

No White after Labor Day

Rule of thumb(for girls only) starting the holiday of "Labor Day". You arn't allowed to date/mess around with anyone of the caucasian race until memorial day of the next summer. (can be used for anyone of any racial background)
Also known as "out of season"

kindof like when you see a girl wearing white pants in mid October...you think to yourself.."What the hell is she thinking out in public like that?!?! "

Dude camilla...did you see that girl? She totally broke the "No white after labor day Rule"...I'd never been seen with a guy of that "shade" after Labor Day.
"Tell that guy that you will give him a call when summer starts..its way past his "season."

by Julie M December 3, 2005

Labor Day

The last day of summer. Usually school starts starts slighty before or after this day. As the name suggests, it celebrates workers. Since Summer ends, people tend to avoid wearing light colors after this day in order to keep warm.

Delivery boy: Hey, why aren't you wearing your white cardigan, Mrs. Frankbaum?
Shelia: Labor day was yesterday.
DB: Oh. Is Mr. Frankbaum at work?
Shelia: Yes, Ted is. He's a lawyer.
DB: Wanna fuck?
Sheila: I'm not an infidel, you perv!

by Hannibal Lector42 September 6, 2011

Labor Day

The day you need something from UPS and they don't deliver.

Teacher: does everyone have their new ipad case
Student: no UPS doesn't deliver on Labor Day

by Jazzpuru September 1, 2014

labor day

A day you have to work because someone got fired for being lazy.

"She's such a lazy bitch and got fired. Now I have to cover her on labor day, my day off instead of being at home with my husband having hot sex all day"

by geoleogin October 24, 2015