Lolburger

1 - A Burger of which, is made up of Sesame seeds of life, Fail Buns, Win Cheese and haxzor tomato sauce.

2 - A Person by the name of Laurence, Laurie or Lol. (or Cooper)

3 - A Person by the name of Jack, (aka Jackburger)

4 - Synonym for the word epic.

5 - Lolspeak

1 - McDonalds are cool, they make Lolburgers.

2 - Jack: Hi Lolburger

Laurence: On the run

3 - Laurence: Hi Jackburger

Jack: On the run

4 - D00D, TEH ROLLERCOSTA WAS LOLBURGER!

by Shoopus June 26, 2009

lolbnalol

1. A new term invented to counter the extreme overuse of lol, meaning lol (but not actually lol).

malaystudpuppet69: I got kneed in the groin during karate once.
lamejewloser34: lolbnalol

loser123: My gf left me for the captain of the football team.
lameass9999: lolbnalol
miihaa22: snakes on a plane, man, snakes on a plane.

by georgy79 November 11, 2008

lolbrown

The exclamation of laughter at the color brown or other event

I have a brown cat. Lolbrown!

by Somebodyyoudon'tknowandwillneverknow March 4, 2008

Lolbert

A dork who doesn't care about anything beyond self serving gratification.

Normie Norm: "Did you hear about corporations creating slavery in third world nations?"

Neocon John: "That's the free market at work. Those slaves should pull themselves up by the bootstraps."

Normie Norm: "You sure are a Lolbert, John"

by Lolburt August 21, 2021

lolnr

lolnr - lol not really.

This can be used for people who use lol but dont really mean it, like when you'r having a really boring conversation and you can't really be bothered. This is generally followed by a . to emphasise how little you care.
also see lolrr

Claz says: I'm thinking of dying my hair all of the colours of the rainbow :D
Alz says: Cool, that would be well random!
Claz says: I know and all the boys will think I'm really individual and love me ;)
Alz says: lolnr.

by ilvsc'flab October 21, 2009

LOLBNRIJSTBTCIGA

Laughing out loud, but not really, I just said that because this conversation isn't going anywhere.

Commonly used to confuse members of the opposite sex while facebook chatting, IMing, or texting.

Jimmy- And that's how I increased my stocks by 1.4% !!!

Kristen- Wow! LOLBNRIJSTBTCIGA, I bet those share holders were surprised. (shes really thinking "gag, get me out of here")

Amy- But I told her, NO WAY!!! I want the PINK lip gloss. It was one of those had to be there kinds of things
Josh- LOLBNRIJSTBTCIGA
Amy- I wonder what that means, Josh seems really sophisticated and cool!

by AdeleBeautiful01 November 29, 2010

lolbertarian

A self proclaimed libertarian, found on the internet, that doesn't mind the government treading on him. A lolbertarian is typically a paleo-con. Can be abbreviated to lolbert.

Person 1: I am a libertarian
Person 2: No, you are a lolbertarian
Person 1: What? Why?
Person 2: Dude, you don't support gay marriage, you support the police, think porn and weed should be illegal, you do not care about your liberty.
Person 1: But i like guns, doesnt that make me libertarian
Everyone: Shut up, you don't know what you're talking about you lolbert

by Watermelon_5 June 2, 2021