Loaf

To show affection to one or many people

Example 1 -Loaf you man hope u feel better

by Kermit Kun February 19, 2020

loaf

very big compliment

ur such a loaf!

by globblobblopglop March 14, 2023

loaf

A turd.(Esp. an elongated turd with a tapered end)

Excuse me please, I have to go pinch a loaf.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

loaf

Short for "Loaf of Bread", which is Cockney rhyming slang for "Head".
Loaf of bread? Head..See?

"Use your loaf!" Translates as: Think about it!" "Use your head!" "Don't be stupid!"

by Agent Smith May 24, 2003

Loaf

A silly person who is often really happy all the time for no apparent reason. They are also weird and do weird stuff.

TheBaz: She is such a loaf, everything she does is pretty loafy
Dasmien: Did you hear she soiled herself on stage?
TheBaz: Yeah that's pretty loafy. There's some pictures of her looking loafy, too

by CeleryMan June 30, 2012

Loafing

When a cat sits on any surface with its legs tucked under itself. This gives the cat the appearance of having no limbs, and thus, looks like a loaf.

Steven: "My cat looked like a loaf of bread when it was loafing on my chair yesterday."
Liz: "My cat does that too!"

by The Tsar July 15, 2011

Loaf

Ghetto way of saying "failing/failure" or "being lazy" for no specific reason

Person 1-HEY. WHERE WERE YOU ALL DAY? STOP LOAFIN'.
Person 2-Sorry, I was sitting at home all day.

by Dark3n_angel October 19, 2009