by RealMikeyP August 25, 2018
Get the Livér mug.The reverse of a strap on dildo. Turns the wearer from pitcher to catcher.
The strap part is basically the same however instead of a dildo being attached, a raw piece of liver is coiled and affixed to a holster on the belt. A guy then approaches the wearer of such device and proceeds to fuck the coiled liver. Ideally the liver is first warmed to body temperature and lubricated, possibly with k-y but vegetable oil will work just fine. Can also affix the liver belt to a chair whereby the dude can beat off into it (much less gay).
If you are like Portnoy, you return the liver to the refrigerator for dinner later.
The strap part is basically the same however instead of a dildo being attached, a raw piece of liver is coiled and affixed to a holster on the belt. A guy then approaches the wearer of such device and proceeds to fuck the coiled liver. Ideally the liver is first warmed to body temperature and lubricated, possibly with k-y but vegetable oil will work just fine. Can also affix the liver belt to a chair whereby the dude can beat off into it (much less gay).
If you are like Portnoy, you return the liver to the refrigerator for dinner later.
by Ball sack itch July 15, 2009
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A guy who eats liver and nut sacks while taking a bunch of steroids, to influence a generation of young men to eat nut sacks.
Johnny started eating raw nut sacks and liver to look like his cherry red tomato steroid icon, Liver King!
by Pussysniffersupreme August 9, 2022
Get the Liver King mug.An auto-erotic accessory composed of a liver (preferably still warm from the recently-euthanized livestock) affixed (nailed, stapled) to a wooden plank with a hole carved into it. A makeshift orifice is sliced through the liver, and a "hillbilly" copulates with the organ. The board provides a rigid frame for satisfactory penetration and withdrawal.
Risks include social stigma, tetanus, splinters, crotch rot, and inclusion in the subject matter of a mind-scarring podcast (see Uncle Deercamp).
Risks include social stigma, tetanus, splinters, crotch rot, and inclusion in the subject matter of a mind-scarring podcast (see Uncle Deercamp).
Ed: Wow...you slept with that fugly cum dumpster?
Bill: Yeah, well, it was better than jack-pounding a liver board.
Ed: Are you sure about that?
Bill: Yeah, well, it was better than jack-pounding a liver board.
Ed: Are you sure about that?
by MSMStud October 25, 2007
Get the liver board mug.Able to drink undefined amounts of alcohol without chunking or feeling any kind of hangover the next morning.
by mikel martindale November 3, 2010
Get the liver of steel mug.A sophisticated, yet raunchy term for hard liquor, beer, wine, or any combination of alcoholic beverages. The term can be spliced and used accordingly.
Todd: I need John to go to the store and pick me up some Liver Spank.
Gerald: So Gerard. What are you doing this fine evening?
Gerard: It appears I will be Spanking my Liver.
Gerald: I didn't think you had any Liver Spank left!
Gerard: No no. I have plenty of Liver Spank to Spank your Liver with. Would you care to join me?
Gerald: That would be smashing!
Gerald: So Gerard. What are you doing this fine evening?
Gerard: It appears I will be Spanking my Liver.
Gerald: I didn't think you had any Liver Spank left!
Gerard: No no. I have plenty of Liver Spank to Spank your Liver with. Would you care to join me?
Gerald: That would be smashing!
by Brad December 28, 2007
Get the Liver Spank mug.When a persons liver is a pussy and they cant handle their alcohol. A Liver Vagina or Lagina means your liver is a bitch.
by gulliermo November 28, 2013
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