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laundry nigga fart 

When a male of African descent proceeds to fart in the clean laundry then making him have to clean it again.

Harold Lauder 

A character from Stephen King's novel, "The Stand". He masturbates bitterly at one part of the story.
A description of Harold Lauder's actions from The Stand:

"In the hour before dawn, he replaced the diary in Fran's pack and secured the buckles. He took no special precautions. If she woke, he thought coldly, he would kill her and then run. Run where? West. But he would not stop in Nebraska or even in Colorado, oh no.

She didn't wake.

He went back to his sleeping bag. He masturbated bitterly." (562)

Magna Cum Laude 

Latin for "Mega Cum Load". Used to describe exemplary prowess in cumshotting.
It says "Magna Cum Laude" on my resume. My cumshotting ability is a special skill that really makes me stand out from the competition.
Magna Cum Laude by 409010402050 September 11, 2011

Laundry basket

Horny nigga laundry bakset (HNLB)
"yo what's up my laundry basket"
Laundry basket by Joenuts567 May 1, 2021

Laundry Sauce 

Southern term for Laundry Detergent
I was going to do some laundry, but we are out of laundry sauce
Laundry Sauce by KyleTheGod29 January 11, 2017

Laudra Gomish 

fat ugly whore
"Laudra Gomish is a fat ugly worthless whore with a receding hairline"
Laudra Gomish by whorelogist August 9, 2020