laser

noun: usu. plural, a light-colored line of skin due to overstreatching of elastic tissue of the skin due to obeisity or pregnancy;stretch mark

"Once he took off his shirt he revealed more lasers than anyone thought existed on one man's body."

by B.O. August 11, 2004

Laser

Any person who, whilst playing the drinking game colloquially known as beer-pong, throws the ball toward the cups with minimal (or no) arc.

Man, Laser, you sure do you throw a laser-like shot

by MH Sigma March 22, 2011

laser

A dumb fuck that dosent know any thing

Eileens a laser, she dosent know what a prick is!

by Sam July 19, 2004

-laser-

The uber state of ownage you don't get higher than this.

DAMN!That guys so -laser-!

by Domzors July 19, 2009

laser

really bad beer that people only buy in forties

Let's go get forties of laser to funnel.

by twinkiesox May 15, 2005

laser

noun: A failed death ray.

After the death ray failed to kill the insects, it was thereafter known as a laser.

by Padfoot October 29, 2007

laser

a loser/lame person who sucks at life & eats as much food as possible and is just waiting to explode & is fugly.

nolan sorrel is a laser.
ellie is not a laser.

by maryy elliot December 5, 2007