Lapeering

Masturbating, typically in a public place.

I was Lapeering in the RV while driving down the road.

by OG! December 13, 2013

Lapeer

A place where you are going to run into wannabe hicks, emos, sluts, jocks, and just plain joes. There is nothing to do here unless walking around Wal-Mart and trying to get kicked out or seeing a movie every weekend tickles your fancy. Lapeer is very spread apart, meaning if you want to go to your friends house it may take 20 - 25 minutes to get there. There is two highschools in Lapeer, East and West. West is known for their athletics and their you will find many of those wannabe hicks i mentioned earlier there and way to many girls with fake hair died to the blackest they can get it. East is more known for their academics and their you will find a bunch of nerds, a slew of emos that hang at one or two areas in the school, jocks who are total assholes, and overly bronzed girls who like to get fucked up every weekend. Wether you like it or not living in when Lapeer, you will have drama. Welcome to the lovely place called Lapeer!

Joe: You going to Lapeer for the weekend?

You: Yes, i am!

Joe: Good luck finding anything to do or people to meet!

by lallalolol December 29, 2010

lapidot

Lapidot is a popular ship contributed to Steven Universe and is a pearing of Lapis Lazuli and Peridot from the famous Cartoon Network show Steven Universe.

Shipper:OMG!!! Lapidot is my fav ship!!
Person:OMG!! Me toooo!!!!

Both:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *fangirling intensifies*

by Lapisfoxy45 June 17, 2017

fast-laned

When a woman with a fatherless child tries to get a new guy to be the new father within a few weeks of dating. He's getting 'fast-laned' into a family he didn't start.

"Mikey's only been with her a month and the kid's calling him 'Dad'. I think he's getting fast-laned!"

by Swarmpi04 November 9, 2014

Lapel Pin Patriot

Scoundrel whose last refuge consists of wearing the flag on his sleeve.

Lapel Pin Patriot stood up in Congress to denounce opponents of the Patriot Act.

by Robert Tartell May 15, 2008

laxed

the state of being relaxed, or chilled. Can be refered to as short for relaxed.

After smokin a fat splif, I was laxed.

by JoJoBean December 1, 2006

lapelt

The freshly licked fur of a cat or an animal with similar softness.

I like lapelt so much, it is so soft I wish to take it home.

by heiOana92 October 12, 2011