This lanky ass mfr who's legs are probably as tall as a fucking skyscraper
For some reason they know how to make a pipe bomb, where weed is legalized, and where their mother is 100% of the day
For some reason they know how to make a pipe bomb, where weed is legalized, and where their mother is 100% of the day
by nothannaaahagain(itisntme) July 10, 2022
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Lankybox's channel is almost perfectly designed to be a fucking cognitohazard to anyone above the age of 12, it is a physical challenge to scroll through the most recent videos of their channel without immediately wanting to click off so you can look at something that's actually worth your eyesight.
They capitalize purely off of taking anything that trends with children and shitting out hours upon hours of videos related to the trends.
Their thumbnails are also pure eye cancer as a result of this since they try to cram as much of the most recent trends as they possibly can.
Their videos often start with them immediately screeching in your ears about what they're going to do in the video while simultaneously rotting your eyes into mush with seizure inducing editing.
The rest of the video afterwards is usually just them doing something mildly related to the topic in some way or playing a random Roblox game accompanied with random zoomer humor sound effects and visually assaulting editing.
Do not even bother viewing anything related to Lankybox if you value your eyes.
Lankybox's channel is almost perfectly designed to be a fucking cognitohazard to anyone above the age of 12, it is a physical challenge to scroll through the most recent videos of their channel without immediately wanting to click off so you can look at something that's actually worth your eyesight.
They capitalize purely off of taking anything that trends with children and shitting out hours upon hours of videos related to the trends.
Their thumbnails are also pure eye cancer as a result of this since they try to cram as much of the most recent trends as they possibly can.
Their videos often start with them immediately screeching in your ears about what they're going to do in the video while simultaneously rotting your eyes into mush with seizure inducing editing.
The rest of the video afterwards is usually just them doing something mildly related to the topic in some way or playing a random Roblox game accompanied with random zoomer humor sound effects and visually assaulting editing.
Do not even bother viewing anything related to Lankybox if you value your eyes.
Average Modern Father: "Hey son! Watcha watc-..."
8 Year Old iPad Kid: *Mindlessly drooling and staring into their screen as they watch a Lankybox Amazing Digital Circus video*
Average Modern Father: *sigh* "I fucking knew my wife getting our son an iPad was going to be the worst decision we've ever made"
8 Year Old iPad Kid: *Mindlessly drooling and staring into their screen as they watch a Lankybox Amazing Digital Circus video*
Average Modern Father: *sigh* "I fucking knew my wife getting our son an iPad was going to be the worst decision we've ever made"
by some doofus I guess December 13, 2023
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LankyBox: "HEY GUYS WELCOME TO LANKY BOX" (or some shit like that I aren't braindead enough to watch them)
Me: "Go kill yourself"
LankyBox: "TODAY WE WILL BE WATCHING AMONG-US IN SKIBI"-
Me: Dusts my hands of and puts down the gun
Me: "Go kill yourself"
LankyBox: "TODAY WE WILL BE WATCHING AMONG-US IN SKIBI"-
Me: Dusts my hands of and puts down the gun
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 13, 2023
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Only available in America. My condolences to the Americans.
If you eat this food you will become a slave to lankybox
List of "food"
Shitty pan Pizza
Mac and feet cheese
Radioactive churros straight outta fallout
"Chicken" Wings
Salad that isnt healthy
Fries
Diabetes Cookies
Soft Drinks
DONT ORDER LANKYBOX KITCHEN
Only available in America. My condolences to the Americans.
If you eat this food you will become a slave to lankybox
List of "food"
Shitty pan Pizza
Mac and feet cheese
Radioactive churros straight outta fallout
"Chicken" Wings
Salad that isnt healthy
Fries
Diabetes Cookies
Soft Drinks
DONT ORDER LANKYBOX KITCHEN
Person 1: LaNKyBoX KitChEn YUmmY
Person 2 lankybox kitchen gave me:
SARS-CoV-2
Seasonal influenza
Severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS)
Sexually transmitted infections
Shigellosis
Sindbis fever
Smallpox
Streptococcus pneumoniae
Swine-origin influenza
Syphilis
Syphilis, congenital
Tetanus
Tick-borne diseases
Tick-borne encephalitis (TBE)
Toscana virus infection
Toxoplasmosis, congenital
Trichinellosis
Tuberculosis (TB)
Tularaemia
Typhoid and paratyphoid fever
Vaccine-preventable diseases
Variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (vCJD)
Varicella
Viral haemorrhagic fever
Viral hepatitis
West Nile virus infection
Whooping cough (pertussis)
Yellow fever
Yersiniosis
Zika virus disease
Zoonosis
Person 2 lankybox kitchen gave me:
SARS-CoV-2
Seasonal influenza
Severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS)
Sexually transmitted infections
Shigellosis
Sindbis fever
Smallpox
Streptococcus pneumoniae
Swine-origin influenza
Syphilis
Syphilis, congenital
Tetanus
Tick-borne diseases
Tick-borne encephalitis (TBE)
Toscana virus infection
Toxoplasmosis, congenital
Trichinellosis
Tuberculosis (TB)
Tularaemia
Typhoid and paratyphoid fever
Vaccine-preventable diseases
Variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (vCJD)
Varicella
Viral haemorrhagic fever
Viral hepatitis
West Nile virus infection
Whooping cough (pertussis)
Yellow fever
Yersiniosis
Zika virus disease
Zoonosis
by "DEMITRI" December 15, 2023
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Kid: Have you seen the new LankyBox video?
Normal Human: FUCK OFF KID LANKYBOX IS GARBAGE FUCK FUCK FUCK!
Normal Human: FUCK OFF KID LANKYBOX IS GARBAGE FUCK FUCK FUCK!
by Am I mentally stable? December 18, 2023
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Any toddler that gets exposed to this horror is forced into their cult, also filled with three-year-olds, where they watch them non-stop and praise them for their "creativity."
Justin and Adam are also war criminals.
Any toddler that gets exposed to this horror is forced into their cult, also filled with three-year-olds, where they watch them non-stop and praise them for their "creativity."
Justin and Adam are also war criminals.
by 7568ino December 24, 2023
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Every video they upload has an overdetailed vomit inducing thumbnail, most often with one or both of them making a soy face.
Should you decide to risk your sanity and click on one of their videos, you will be greeted with them yelling into your ears about what they're going to do while assaulting your eyes with seizure inducing visuals.
The rest of the video onwards is just zoomer stimuli and unbearable cringe that only someone in a coma would mildly enjoy.
Every video they upload has an overdetailed vomit inducing thumbnail, most often with one or both of them making a soy face.
Should you decide to risk your sanity and click on one of their videos, you will be greeted with them yelling into your ears about what they're going to do while assaulting your eyes with seizure inducing visuals.
The rest of the video onwards is just zoomer stimuli and unbearable cringe that only someone in a coma would mildly enjoy.
by I Can't Think of a Name lol December 27, 2023
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