Kung Pow

Best fucking movie ever. I laughed my ass off so hard I had to watch it again just to follow the script.

Ling: You will never get away with your evil schemes, Sally. Ooweeooweeooweeeee!
Master Pain: Oh yes I will, because I am evil, therefore I will win. Nyaahahaa*cough cough*hahaaaaa! Oh and you're supposed to call me Betty, not Sally.
Ling: Ooweeooweeooweeooweeeee!
Master Pain: Nyaahahaahahaahahaaaaa!
Ling: OOWEEOOWEEOOWEEOOWEE*snort*OOWEEEEEE!
Master Pain: NYAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAAAAA!

by Kung Fu movies rock July 22, 2003

kung pow

gangstaest movie ever

be where of bettys cow it's name is moon you
my nipples look like milk duds
i got yellow liquid for your popcon and it's non-dairy

by jonathan gallo November 26, 2003

Kung Pow

greatest damn movie ever made, way too funny, makes me want to cry from laughing to hard. it just amazes me

"This is CNN...cnn...c...n...nnnn.."
"if youve got an ass ill kick it"
"and who do u rule, the large dark nipple people?"

by Urban Dictionary June 03, 2003

kung pow chicken

A popular Chinese take out dish made of chicken glazed in a sweet and spicy sauce served often with rice.

I had kung pow chicken for dinner last night.

by richardc020 August 23, 2010

Kung Pow Gangbang

Group Sex with 3 or more Asians.

I was in China town last night and had some sweet and sour Kung Pow Gangbang with four hot slant eyed bitches.

by Ogdemigod April 14, 2009

kung pow penis

a phrase made specifically to trigger tumblr user trilllizard666.

trilllizard666: (says literally anything)
tumblr users: kung pow penis

by :weary: October 04, 2018

Kung-Pow-pussy

Kung-pow-pussy: A vagina with the capabilities to give out more than 5 STD's thus destroying a penis

Def 2: A derogatory term for the vagina of an asian female

Def 3: A female that simply knows martial arts

"Hello friends, i ate me some kung-pow-pussy last night."

"That kung-pow-pussy kicked the hell outta my cock"

by Jacob Lawliet April 10, 2010