Kung Pow

Best fucking movie ever. I laughed my ass off so hard I had to watch it again just to follow the script.

Ling: You will never get away with your evil schemes, Sally. Ooweeooweeooweeeee!
Master Pain: Oh yes I will, because I am evil, therefore I will win. Nyaahahaa*cough cough*hahaaaaa! Oh and you're supposed to call me Betty, not Sally.
Ling: Ooweeooweeooweeooweeeee!
Master Pain: Nyaahahaahahaahahaaaaa!
Ling: OOWEEOOWEEOOWEEOOWEE*snort*OOWEEEEEE!
Master Pain: NYAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAAAAA!

by Kung Fu movies rock July 22, 2003

kung pow

gangstaest movie ever

be where of bettys cow it's name is moon you
my nipples look like milk duds
i got yellow liquid for your popcon and it's non-dairy

by jonathan gallo November 25, 2003

Kung Pow

greatest damn movie ever made, way too funny, makes me want to cry from laughing to hard. it just amazes me

"This is CNN...cnn...c...n...nnnn.."
"if youve got an ass ill kick it"
"and who do u rule, the large dark nipple people?"

by Urban Dictionary June 2, 2003

kung pow

A ghetto kid from ghetto brimfield .. named Kung Pow John Gau (pronounced Gow) ....

Kung Pow John Gau

by Snoop Abuh November 29, 2003

kung pow

Quite possibly the worst movie ever made.

Don't waste 90 minutes of your life watching Kung Pow because you'll be regretting it later

by GCZ December 28, 2005

kung pow chicken

A popular Chinese take out dish made of chicken glazed in a sweet and spicy sauce served often with rice.

I had kung pow chicken for dinner last night.

by richardc020 August 23, 2010

Kung Pow Gangbang

Group Sex with 3 or more Asians.

I was in China town last night and had some sweet and sour Kung Pow Gangbang with four hot slant eyed bitches.

by Ogdemigod April 14, 2009