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One of my all-time favorite movies. Includes such great lines as "I am a great magician. Your clothes are red!"
and "You go that way. I'll go home." And, by the way, for all you Kung Pow fanatics out there (people like me), I have heard that there is a sequel due out in February. I can't wait!
by the ladies man December 08, 2003
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The name of easily the funniest damn kung-fu rip ever made! Anyone who doesn't like it is clearly a fucking squarehead who couldn't have a sense of humor if his life depended on it. Director Steve Oedekirk (spelling?) said that a sequel, for NOW, would be impossible because of the fact that making Kung Pow was expensive, and since it flopped, it further hurt the possibility.
"Naaaaaaahahaaaaaa....."
-Betty, aka Master Pain

SOME PUNKASS : "Aw that movie was fucking retarded."
ME : "That was the whole idea; that's why it's funny!"
SOME PUNKASS : "I know but they made a good job on making it retarded."
ME : "Squarehead...-_-' "
by Dave January 17, 2004
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The best parody movie EVAR.


The best ventriliquists in a movie EVAR


I'm watching it right now. Anyone who says it sucks is retarded.
"You go that way, I'll go home"

"I've CHOSEN the large tub"

"What time is it?".. "Hammer time!"

" I swing a bit more"


"I swing a bit less"

"Beware his song about big butts, he beats you up while he plays it"


"nnnyyyyaaahhhh, tiger, tiger tiger. Bird. Birdie nyaah, birdie"
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
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The movie deserves a sequel.
Betty: I am a magician. Your clothes are red.
by lol October 02, 2003
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The surprise underground hit of the year, a virtual feel-good movie, a triumph of the human spirit... Ah, baloney, it's a ridiculously funny yet absurdly inane martial arts flick starring Jim Carrey's old partner, Steve Oedekirk. Makes you laugh 'til you hurl.
"How do like my face-to-foot style?"

"I'm sure that on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is that this is Earth."
by Larry C. January 19, 2004
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(N.) The ABSOLUTE BEST Kung-Fu Movie Parody ever! If you haven't seen it, then go rent it now! Stars Steve Odekirk and Jennifer Tung (one-boob woman.) It's been rumored that the Sequel(s) are going to be released in the way of The Matrix and Kill Bill, in the "All-at-virtually-the-same-time" way.
Kung Pow: Tongue of Fury: October 2004.
by G-Union December 19, 2003
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Hilarious, fake-dubbed martial-arts parody. Includes a brief intermission, a man swinging a chain, repetitive zooming-effects and a woman with one breast.
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass! Heh heh heh. ENOUGH!
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003
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