The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.

Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

by Pedro2010 December 29, 2009

Keenah

Keenah means to be awsome. There will never be another like Keenah. Keenah's are someone who loves to have a good time and loves to be loved. They will do anything for family and friends. Keenah's are loyal, a fighter, emotional, and full of love. Tends to value friendships more than others and fights for what's worth fighting for. Stronger than you think and weaker than you think. If you come accross a Keenah she is a person who will overcome most obstacles, but still may need help from time to time doing so. Humble people. A Genuine and sincere people. but overall, Keenah is awsome.

Adjective : Keenah is the most awsome chick i know! (AWSOME BEING THE ADJECTIVE)

by by AnAwsomeChick July 9, 2012

kleenex guy

A guy you use once and throw away - the perfect rebound

A hot lifegueard is the perfect rebound, use him once and throw him away- he's a Kleenex Guy

by NotAllHeroesWearCapes May 2, 2015

keener

(Canadian slang, noun) Individual eager to demonstrate knowledge or participate enthusiastically in school, church, seminars, etc. Like nerd, geek, brown-noser, smartypants, etc. but with more emphasis on willingness and enthusiasm, and less on social inadequacy, sycophancy, or natural ability.

Sally's classmates thought she was a keener because she always put her hand up in Chemistry, but her friends knew she had a crush on Mr. Smith.

A: I finished all the homework for next week.
B: Don't be such a keener! You're making the rest of us look bad!

by slickerthanthou April 19, 2007

Joel Keeny

Not to be confused with Joe Keery who is his twin brother.
Gaten Matarazzo confirmed this with him in a video.

Gaten - Weren't you in that domino's pizza ad?
Joe - No that was my brother Joel Keeny

by sheepgrazer January 30, 2018

Keenaan

A fruity little man. Often Keenaan’s will date people similar to their mothers. When trying to get a favor out of their moms, they often use a baby voice and address their moms as “mommy.” If you need someone for time management, keenaan is not the one to call, he is constantly a buzzer-beater. All moms love him- you could say he is a womanizer until you look at his track record. Lush describes his hair and the product he uses, and his eyes are either blue or brown...? Allergic to cats, but a huge dog person. Often the butt of a joke, but always takes it well. If a keenaan is reading this, we would be laughing at the word “butt.” Would make a horrendous lawyer, because he can not make an argument to save his life. Exercise it not something that you will see Keenaan’s do unless it is surfing or skiing or running away from his mother. Spends and unreasonable amount of money on Patagonia, but is in denial of his shopping addiction saying that it is “a good jacket.” Keenaan’s are always up for some fun, and you can always count on them to have a good time.

Keenaan is that the fourth time you’ve had a burrito this week??

by Spice pumpkin April 10, 2020

Keen Effect

When you start talking shit when you famous but you didn't do anything nor giving credit to someone and start losing subscribers.

I made a youtube channel and got 100k subs by copying other people's code from Github and now I got Keen Effect.

by OhYeSorry November 22, 2020