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Pussy Kryptonite

One who always scares or creeps out the females at a said location and ruins all chances of your boys gettin some ass for the night.
by JerseyDaddy December 17, 2008
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Kryptonite

Related to the Superman movies: Superman's weakness.The only thing that can hurt the man of steel.

My definition:

A man/woman that calls someone their Kryptonite means that they are their weakness. Someone or something they have to stay away from because they want it even though it's not good for them or will hurt them.

Someone you want but can't have can be called your Kryptonite.
-You like Jane?

-Yeah dude but I gotta stay away from her because she's got a boyfriend. She's my Kryptonite.

-I'm allergic to shrimp.It's my Kryptonite.

-You're like Kryptonite to me. I have to stay away from you.
by GuestStar December 10, 2009
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Nigga kryptonite

Any woman that would bring a nigga to his knees, specifically thick, big-booty white girls
Damn!! Look at dat bitch! Dats nigga kryptonite, fo real.
by DreadHawk May 31, 2015
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Kryptonium

Kryptonium is a hardcore gang roleplayer on SchoolRP, a minecraft server. He killed the police commissioner with a fuckin' pencil and a couple of officers. He certainly doesn't know anyone who bypasses but yet gets a ban saying knowing people bypassing.
Loooper: Hey! look who it is, it's Kryptonium. I banned him because he was going to kill another police officer, LOL!
Police officer 1: Yes, Sir. We always want you as a staff member to act bias to us so we can eliminate these gang roleplayers in an unfair way!
by Gangroleplayers October 27, 2020
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Kryptic

An online name for someone who hides behind a strong number of Alias's.
That dudes Kryptic! Who, Jake? No bro, its your main alias.
by dsadsfgsdf May 31, 2011
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Kryptic Runner

A runner is a 13 year old Virgin who has a big nose and has got a band of 14-19 year old followers who support him everyday and support everything he does also known as beta nonces
Hey look we are playing Kryptic Runner we might be famous
by Gibzn January 31, 2019
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Peters Kryptonite

A slang definition for Red Bull. Please see the expression "feeling a bit peters".
Dave : I'm soooo tired at the moment I need some Peters Kryptonite
by Glen Rolls June 13, 2008
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