A dirty jew that pick's his/her nose and eat's there own shit in the cave that they live in. They also ignore the outside world around them and can be found working at jewel as what else, cashier, or bagger, cart pusher.
"Cool Guy", Dave! come on, I know your in there wake ur jew ass up!, As you listen you hear jewish footstep's tip toeing around the house, and whisper's. while trying to act like they are not home. This is a Krotchman.
by weeerrrreJEWISHHHH! January 17, 2008
Get the krotchman mug.The misspelled version of the word "carrot." Generally, an astute member of the group may try to use Karrot to cheat at the relatively popular party game, "Scattegories."
Rebekka: Ok for "Vegetables Kids Hate" I put "carrots."
Jamal: Don't you spell "Karrot" with a K?
Rebekka: No, are you stupid or something?
Jamal: Don't you spell "Karrot" with a K?
Rebekka: No, are you stupid or something?
by banananap July 4, 2011
Get the Karrot mug.A video game developer who has transcended pass life and became god. He prefers to go by Shin Kuroto Dan or Kuroto Dan Desu. Also takes on the form of Kamen Rider Genm and discovered the Bugster virus and created the Gashats. Will terminate any Gashat that was not approved by him. Son to Masamune and Sakurako Dan. Murderer of Kiriya Kujo and killed by the Bugster known as Parad but brought back to life by becoming a Bugster himself with 99 lives.
Kuroto Dan the man who became god has perished by a Bugster
Emu: Hey Kuroto-san
Kuroto: it’s Shin Dan Kuroto
Emu: Okay Shin Kuroto-san
Emu: Hey Kuroto-san
Kuroto: it’s Shin Dan Kuroto
Emu: Okay Shin Kuroto-san
by Razorgiraffe November 7, 2020
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Get the Kirrots mug.to be messed up; slang to take an action; to get, or to go; to be fubared.
Krootsed, krootser, krootsing. Also, slang for a doob.
Krootsed, krootser, krootsing. Also, slang for a doob.
"Man, I'm so krootsed!"
"Lets kroots a dootser."
"Time to to doots a kroots."
"Great! Now its completely krootsed!"
"We should get krootsing."
"Lets kroots a dootser."
"Time to to doots a kroots."
"Great! Now its completely krootsed!"
"We should get krootsing."
by Beefywhite September 26, 2005
Get the Kroots mug.An advanced strain of the herpes virus which effects the speech and driving abilities of its victims.
"The poor bastard crashed his car and got a D.W.I after catching the nastiest krotki from that used up whore."
by Shannon R. Lazlowski April 7, 2009
Get the krotki mug.Being a Korotoumou means that you are THE Korotoumou. You stand out from the rest of the crowd because of your chaotic, and loud personality (The good kind). Everyone needs a Korotoumou in their life because a Korotoumou keeps it real while still caring for you. She may be blunt and a bit rough around the edges but once you get to know her, she’s one of the sweetest person that you can ever be friends with! Just be prepared to be tackled physically or mentally when you meet them, other than that, everything will go just fine -> Will become the best of cookies. She’s hot.
by d1sease November 13, 2021
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