krogering

Perusing the grocery store for the perfect vegetable with which to pleasure one's self.

My fiancee has been out of town for two weeks which forced me to go krogering.

by tranbny June 7, 2009

kroger

(noun) One who kroges. Krogers can often be identified by their long, curved nails, which they grow and trim specifically to make their kroging more productive.

It is not known what, if any relationship exists between kroging and Kroger (the supermarket), but showing up to an interview with a nice set of kroging nails probably wouldn't hurt your chances of employment with the company.

Check out those nails - looks like a kroger to me.

by GabrielSix April 4, 2005

kroger

A grocery store that franchises in the mid south (i.e. Va, NC). Used to be called Hannaford

yo, im goin to Kroger to get some grub. BRB

by Grant July 16, 2003

kroger

a slur started in the soft Willy discord by tepi#0001, basically just don't be a Kroger ex dee

1: "women are good"
2: "Kroger speak"
1: "bruh"

by bonedoggingolz March 24, 2022

kroger

when a person gets head underwater

dude last night alisa gave him a kroger

by ThatOneChik December 8, 2006

kroger

An affirmation. To testify to a fact. To give approval. Validate the statement of another.

Dan: You-know-who is so snarky. I can't stand her.
Brent: Kroger!

by piankeshaw May 4, 2009

Kroger Feet

When white trash parents and kids walk around Kroger with no shoes on, and bottoms of their feet get black as coal.

Look at Kalie over there with no shoes on. Ooh you know she's got Kroger Feet.

by jsc4213 March 25, 2009