ketching

Metaphorically sound of success. Like a cash register sound effect. Success does not need to be about money.

"Hi, can you send me the new voice sample you're working on for that music track I want to release for a month ?"
- Yes, sure. Here is the fourth version.
- Oh, I really like this one !
-*ketching*

by Ines_Ella July 2, 2018

Kranching

When a man sploots inside a woman while the red river is flowing

When the red river flows i'll be kranching it up in a big way

by Heliport April 12, 2021

Keeching

The act/habit/lifestyle choice of bumming darts or drugs or money off ya mates but in a minor almost more acceptable way

for example;
"Aye Damo bro do you reckon you could save us a couple tokes of that Durry bro? Haven't had one all day"

"Fuck Wayno you're always keeching, fuck it here have the rest of this one I'm goin' inside"

'Hey Mum do you have a ciggie I can pinch for the mix'
'You're always keeching aren't you Tommy'

by Morsomodeus March 25, 2024

Kressting

The act of masturbating through your pants during class.

Yo, did you see David kressting his shit in geometry?
That shit was crazy.

by throatgoatexpert March 26, 2024

kirsching

Totally misrepresenting and lying about one's ability to read and represent medical information. Often combined with sales of supplements, podcasts with other miscreants, and a total loss of integrity and morals. To be "kirsching" is to be fucking things up.

Steve is kirsching again about autism.

Kirsching is the best way to lose one's credibility.

by Jenny Smith May 8, 2024

kirsching

Totally misrepresenting and lying about one's ability to read and represent medical information. Often combined with sales of supplements, podcasts with other miscreants, and a total loss of integrity and morals. To be "kirsching" is to be fucking things up in the milieu of lost medicos.

Steve is kirsching again about autism.

Kirsching is the best way to lose one's credibility.

by Jenny Smith May 8, 2024

Kelching

The act of spreading another persons anus and sticking your head inside.

Yo, did you see Henry kelching George?

by plaguehvh January 26, 2025