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krassenstein

Floating turds that will not flush.
I've flushed this toilet four times and this krassenstein just won't go away.
by Orange Man Bad 2020 January 10, 2019
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Releasing the Kraken

"Where's Bob?"

"He had too much of the Mexican food last night so he's releasing the Kraken in the bathroom."
by SafeHouse March 31, 2010
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Krashenpilled

A reference to the matrix used in language learning.

Stephen Krashen is a linguist, educational researcher, and political activist. Recently, more of his research in Linguistics has been exposed to the broader language learning community. The extra exposure has prompted the term to represent someone who uses Immersion-based language learning .
He used to spend 1 hour a day doing grammar drills but he's been Krashenpilled and now he spends 8 watching anime without subs.
by SimplyBac January 25, 2021
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Krasnodar

Beautiful multinational city on the south of Russia. Famous for its agricultural sphere, which provides the majority of Russian territories with cereals, fruits, wine, cotton, meat. A big amount of money floats through this city, aiming to invest an extensive and colossal construction of Olympic objects of the Sochi 2014 Olympic games. Well, before budget money get the constructors and engineers on site, this sum of money is split up on many parts, half of which remains in the pockets of Moscow bureaucrats, 30 percent goes to the officials of Krasnodar, while the rest is used to make some weak attempts to build some of the objects in order to escape the worldwide shame of this Russian Federation's adventure.

Tourists from Europe also call it the Little Paris, because it reminds in architectural style some districts of Paris.
Also it is a wonderfu base for travelling in the Russian south, Crimea, Black Sea coast.

People are very kindly hosted in here
Krasnodar is the garner of Russia
by Fableday May 12, 2011
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Karsen

a veryyyy sexay person, that enjoys having fun, and can give you fun too.

They're talents and personality traits include

Low Confidence
High Maintanced
Very Forgiving, Too Forgiving
They love being complimented, to boost confidence
They make very good partners aka Boyfriend Girlfriend
They are good kissers, and good at other things...
The Name Karsen is a Greek/Latin/Bhohemian meaning of the word Dramatic
They are very emotional at times
They are smoking hot, but they dont know it, so tell them.
They are AMAZING dancers
They are fabulous actors
And they are "One Of A Kind"
And they are VERY humorous
It can also be an adjective to describe these traits/Talents
Damn, she looks like a Karsen!
by Stephyyy88795 June 20, 2008
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Kurac krasni

A phrase meaning "beautiful dick" in Croatian/Serbian/Bosnian. The phrase is used when something falls on the ground, when one has failed at something, or when someone is impressed. Basically, the phrase is used by people from the Balkans in lieu of "damn"! Pronounced, koo-rats kraaass-nee, the phrase is usually said slowly.
Kurac krasni, I hit that shot into the net.

(Said slowly: kurac kraaaaaassniiiiiiii)
by American Balkan Translator December 19, 2008
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Krassenstain

A Shart that produces two identical poop stains in your underwear.
Oops I thought it was gas but I just sharted,oh look I have krassenstain in my underwear .
by Orange Man Bad 2020 January 31, 2019
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