A gorgeous girl. One who thinks she is not pretty but is the most beautiful person ever. she will one day end up with all she ever dreamed of and is soon to be a model.
dang look at that kristana!
by kristana December 9, 2008
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a beautiful girl that belongs with Wanda Maximoff, Pietro Maximoff, louis Partridge and Timothée Chalamet <3
*rando* " hey whats your name?"
*you* "oh hey im kristanah"
*rando* "oh so youre a beautiful girl that belongs with Wanda Maximoff, Pietro Maximoff, louis Partridge and Timothée Chalamet!"
*you* "oh hey im kristanah"
*rando* "oh so youre a beautiful girl that belongs with Wanda Maximoff, Pietro Maximoff, louis Partridge and Timothée Chalamet!"
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origin : comes from the word crap meaning anything which is bullshit. Stan is an ancient Persian and/or Farsi word meaning country, nation, land, or place.
crapistan is the name of a place or a situation that sucks.
crapistan comes from the words hindustan, pakistan afghanistan and so on....where stan stands for place.
it does not mean to offend any religious background or country.
it just is crapistan
crapistan can be anything in the world that is crap and completely sucks or a situation that cannot be helped.
crapistan is a feeling of helplessness and disgust!
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origin : comes from the word crap meaning anything which is bullshit. Stan is an ancient Persian and/or Farsi word meaning country, nation, land, or place.
crapistan is the name of a place or a situation that sucks.
crapistan comes from the words hindustan, pakistan afghanistan and so on....where stan stands for place.
it does not mean to offend any religious background or country.
it just is crapistan
crapistan can be anything in the world that is crap and completely sucks or a situation that cannot be helped.
crapistan is a feeling of helplessness and disgust!
spread its awesomeness!
by The Postcard Chor May 23, 2010
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He is the village head that sidelines on movie production, before Chico Loco went to Dubai. Now, he is busy putting party-lists.
Chico Loco hated this guy so much, that he called this guy an old man.
He is the village head that sidelines on movie production, before Chico Loco went to Dubai. Now, he is busy putting party-lists.
Chico Loco hated this guy so much, that he called this guy an old man.
by Kay Tutan Tayo November 30, 2018
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Ethan: What the fuck is that thing over there?
Reece: Oh ignore her. She's a Kristan.
Ethan: OH GOD GET IT AWAY!!!
Jacob: Don't worry she won't hurt you. She's too busy organizing her Clemson shrine.
Reece: Oh ignore her. She's a Kristan.
Ethan: OH GOD GET IT AWAY!!!
Jacob: Don't worry she won't hurt you. She's too busy organizing her Clemson shrine.
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