koodie

n. adj.

1) a koodie is when someone is being very "slow"
2) using it in the term "koodie smacks", say it when you want to just hit someone because they said something so stupid.

--you can actually go on to smacking the person if you wish.

1)JEN:"Cows go moo? I didn't know that."
MATT:"KOOOOOOODIE !"

2)JEN:"Cows go moo? I didn't know that."
MATT:"omg. KOODIE SMACKS for you"

by LissyBitch November 26, 2006

Kondike Bar

An ice cream bar. A square of (usually) vanilla ice cream with a covering of chocolate.

So delicious people will do almost anything for it.

Bob: Man, what I would do for that Kondike Bar.

Tim: Would you run a marathon in high heels for it?

Bob: Man, I would run anywhere in anything for a Kondike Bar,

by Shamburger April 29, 2010

Konomi Shotoku

All round b*tch and too sexy for all of us

“Konomi Shotoku your so hawt”

“Huh?!”

by Joni I June 13, 2018

Konopitch

Konopitch is the best he doesnt call himself a weeb or a gamer cause that’s cringe he is also a god

I swear to konopitch if you don’t like your gay

by KONOTOSO March 16, 2021

kokodil

The resulting gangrenous lump of cartilage from shooting krokodil into your cock

"This Russian junkie whipped it out to piss in front of me in Moscow. And he had a total Kokodil!!"

by Dan Scum November 4, 2013

faxe kondi

A drink that tastes terrible, reminiscent of stale urine. Produced in a backward western europea country..

Why did i waste my money on this faxe kondi?

by Glacier April 29, 2005

Koodie

awesome guy with a bigger dick than dino and dojo
thats for sure

dino: my dick is smaller than your dick koodie
koodie: KOOOOOOOOODIEEEEEEEEEE

by Koodie April 15, 2017