knotty branch

A turd that doesn't compel you to go, but is just too uncomfortable to hold. It requires an ample amount of push, and is formed with enough protuberances to appear, and feel, like you just shat out a tree branch with several knots in it.

I was in a lousy mood until I got rid of that knotty branch. I feel like a new man now...

by stall2 July 25, 2016

Balloon knotty

Something that looks like a tied balloon or a butthole.

Trump’s mouth is a little balloon knotty.

by Knotty69420 August 23, 2022

Knotti B

Nicki Minaj > Knotti B

Alison: Omg! did you see the fight between Nicki & Cardi B?
Lauren: You mean Knotti B?

by TO FREEDOM 💣 September 16, 2018

Over Knotty

When there's something in your mind you can't explain because it's too much going on

1. What going on with you and your friend?
2. I don't know how to explain it, It's too over knotty

by CanYouNotTellMyMom February 24, 2021

Knotty Lumbered

‘Knotty lumbered’ is the feeling of being blind drunk with your pals in a pit of a nightclub in Blackpool.

Our mate was so knotty lumbered he couldn’t remember taking that girl home and letting her poo on him.

by Mpilgerz July 8, 2020

Knotty Hooker

Someone who crochets

Jenny is a knotty Hooker, she will crochet anywhere.

by Penelope peapod May 30, 2021

The Knottie Boys

A terrible punk rock band from some bad place…. I think it’s called Long Island or something? But hey, at least some of the members are hot. They also have an old, fat and strangely gay manager.

“Did you hear about the Knottie Boys?”

“Yes, I also heard that they have nice dicks”

by Ryan and Nicky are gay August 30, 2021