Knob Jockey 

1) One who rides a dick
2) One who is a complete fagatron.

"Shut up david you knob jockey! "
"go ride some more dick you knob jockey"

Knob Jockey by TeamRandom January 12, 2005

knob jockey 

usually a dorogotory term for ones stupidity.

you knob jockey get out of my house

knob jockey by D'Arcy (i am soo not Irish) May 28, 2003

knob jockey 

one who straddles said knobbage wearing a small colourful hat and matching blouse and is usually 5 ft (sometimes may carry sugarlumps and a whip)

He was wearing a lovely blouse but i think he lived in ascot he was a right knob jockey

knob jockey by joandsi October 28, 2006

knob jockey 

Phil K the knob jockey

Andy: "Hey that guy is a fool"

Peter: "yeah, and he's a bit of a Phil K too..!"

Andy: "yes! - A real knob jockey"

knob jockey by WA2009 December 16, 2009

Knob Jockey 

absolute idiot.
total plank.

When driving along and some 'knob jockey' cuts you up and you nearly have an accident.

Knob Jockey by Snoopy Brown October 3, 2003

knob Jockey 

One who is an idiot or participates in a stupid act.

Good one Knob jockey, you just fell ass over!

knob Jockey by david April 5, 2004

knob jockey 

a man who likes a cock up their bum hole

every gay man is a knob jockey

knob jockey by Healy-the-smackhead November 5, 2004