kneeing a loaf

To take a shit. Originates in South Yorkshire, but heard in North of England more widely.

"Sorry I couldn't take your call, but I was halfway through kneeing a loaf and couldn't get to the phone."

by Dr. Phil O'Boogie January 5, 2009

Kleeving

The act of making sweet, sweet love to your couch

What the Fuck dude, why is your couch all sticky! Have u been Kleeving again?

by Boy_in_Blue July 16, 2008

kneeling at the altar

Sexual position in which one person kneels down in front of another and performs oral sex. Receiver can be male or female

He was kneeling at the altar before they had sex

by HS5120 September 5, 2015

kneeding the dough

fisting the vagina and butt at the same time

I was elbows deep in this girl last night kneeding the dough

by The Wistful Badger December 17, 2012

Kneeling

A thing that overpaid footballers do before a match because we're all horrible racists!

I need a kebab please Mustafa, should I start kneeling first due to somebody else's actions or my countries actions decade's ago?

by SirGreg June 12, 2021

Kneeling Camel

The act of recieving oral sex from a woman who has sat on her knees leaning all the way back performing fellatio upside down her breasts resembling the humps of a camel.

and on the 8th day of his Reign, King tut was presented with the finest Greek Kneeling Camel, Her name deemed irrelevant

by Teebrowns May 5, 2015

kneeling at the altar

Sexual position. When a female kneels to give a guy head.

Example 1
Guy 1: How'd it go last night
Guy 2: awesome! She was totally kneeling at the altar.

Example 2
Woman: I'm gonna kneel at your altar later

by ManAtTheStar July 10, 2013