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Get the Knocking a grant out mug.Pressing the tip of one's erect penis against a woman's anus in the hope that she'll agree to anal sex. This technique is futile 99.753% of the time, but persists due to the collective male delusion that women secretly love to be invaded in this way.
Boyfriend: (knocking on the back door)
Girlfriend: How many times do I have to tell you??? Get that thing away from there!!!
Girlfriend: How many times do I have to tell you??? Get that thing away from there!!!
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Get the knocking ankles loose mug.Potatoe Knocking is a simple prank where you bend a wire hanger long ways, and then back on itself so that it can hold a potato in the bend. then you hang it on the door knob or door knocker of a persons frong door with a long string tied to it. you run accross the street with the other end of the string, and give it a few strong tugs. somebody answers the door, doesnt find anybody, and only a potato. They usually say something like "what the fuck? potatoe?"
A Person tugs the string durring a successful potato knocking exploit-
:thud thud thud:
(Person answers door)
"What the fuck? A potato?"
unsuccessful-
:thud thud thud:
"damn kids and those fucking potatoes"
Either way its a good time
:thud thud thud:
(Person answers door)
"What the fuck? A potato?"
unsuccessful-
:thud thud thud:
"damn kids and those fucking potatoes"
Either way its a good time
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